Pussitus 

A disease which causes a seemingly normal man to act like a pussy

Joey Lawrence must have had chronic pussitus not to have nailed Blossom’s friend, Six!

Pussitus by MOCO & P-Phat March 28, 2012

Pussymistic

To be optimistic about obtaining pussy/vagina, but ultimately failing.

Man, Edward always gets so hyped when he was gonna get some tonight. He's way too pussymistic.

Pussymistic by Thanatos13 July 23, 2008

stank pussitis 

chronic stank puss. chronic yeast infections that cause you to make weekly trips to the pharmacy where all the guys know to stay the fuck away from you... no matter how hot you look.

that bitch suffers from stank pussitis. she produces enough yeast to feed bread to the homeless for a year. not dolce.

stank pussitis by lizz and big brown January 2, 2007

Pussicitis 

A disease in men where a situation causes them fear and/or to wimp-out. This disease is common in pussies, wimps, wussies, and scaredy-cats. The only cure is a kick in the ass.

He couldn't jump out of the plane, he came down with severe pussicitis.

Pussicitis by austin powaz April 13, 2008

Puppyitis 

When a dog, especially a puppy or small dog, uses your body as a pillow and causes you to not want to move.

I could not get up because I have puppyitis

Puppyitis by Measure76 August 8, 2017

pussytastic 

Another way to describe something good.

Did you see the Mariners game? Hiro was pussytastic

pussytastic by hellomissmoore February 15, 2008

pusitis

Pusitis is a term that is used to define athletic underachievement which is usually accompanied by a halt in training. Pusitis is a somewhat serious condition and does not currently have a vaccine, although the leading scientists are working hard to create one. Competitive athletes such as runners, cyclists, and swimmers are susceptible to pusitis. However, those with the biggest concern should be triathletes, as they combine all three sports. Pusitis may be contracted in various ways. History has shown that sore legs, common cold, and broken bike parts are the most common cause of pusitis.

Example 1:
Brenden: Eh I got a cold eh. I will be sick for 2 days, but I might as well just take 4 weeks off.
Ethan: Sounds like you have a case of pusitis.
Brenden: Eh pusitis eh.

Example 2:
Brenden: Eh I broke the shifter on my bike eh. I can't train for a few weeks until it gets fixed.
Ethan: Pusitis in full swing again.
Brenden: Eh not my fault eh

pusitis by JuanPelota May 1, 2011