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Perpetual Pussy Syndrome 

Chronic disorder of always being a whiney little bitch. Usually affiiliated with a man possessing effeminate qualities,annoying voice, and a face you just want to punch . Men and women alike distest this individual.
WTF is that guys problem!? All he does is bitch and complain. I just want to punch him in the head! Clearly a case of PPS (perpetual pussy syndrome)
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Same Pussy Syndrome 

The curious thoughts of men all over the globe. The thought of what it would be like to have sex with another lady. But merely just a thought.
Damn. Lachlan has same pussy syndrome. But he’d never do it.
Same Pussy Syndrome by SMURGZ June 14, 2022

crazy pussy syndrome 

when the pussy is just so crazy it’s addictive
Can also have side effects for the host of said pussy such as other mental disorders.
‘Damn that girls got crazy pussy syndrome

tight pussy syndrome 

A medical reason for a pussy to be tight. Could refer to vaginismus, hypertonic pelvic floor or pelvic floor dysfunction.
*sees a large penis* Erm, my tight pussy syndrome says no
The tight pussy syndrome wasn’t happy with the tampon the other day.

tight pussy syndrome 

A medical reason for a pussy to be tight. Could refer to vaginismus, hypertonic pelvic floor or pelvic floor dysfunction.
*sees a large penis* Erm, my tight pussy syndrome says no
The tight pussy syndrome wasn’t happy with the tampon the other day.

No Pussy Syndrome 

Symptoms are found when a man always nags, is irritating, acts too desperate and or acts like a bitch. Found more commonly when he acts gay.
“I can tell by the way he’s acting he’s suffering from No Pussy Syndrome
No Pussy Syndrome by Sir Rizo February 2, 2024

Pussy Confinement Syndrome 

PCS, or Pussy Confinement Syndrome is a somewhat serious pussy analyzing condition. It occurs when males are isolated from the outside world in a small area, such as a dorm hall or school. In this isolation, the males are tricked into believing that certain girls are hotter than they actually are. Overtime a girl can go from a 5 to a dime piece just because she is the only decent looking girl in a very small population. It can result in permanent poor standards.
Ugly girl walks by dorm room.

Bro in dorm:" Dude, you see that girl? Damn at first I didn't know about her but now I wanna fuck her so bad."

Bro 2 from outside world: " Oh my god that girl has nasty flapjackies! You must have Pussy Confinement Syndrome"