When a little kid is getting bullied and goes to the women’s self defense course at the ymca and then kicks the bully in the groin
Bobby: THATS MY PURSE I DON’T KNOW YOU Bobby: kicks Peggy in her yuh huh. Peggy: I have no testicles Bobby where’s your secret weapon now. Random kid: SHE BLUFFING FINISH HER
by Yourmommyfattest January 14, 2021
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A wretched old woman's meaning of a vagina when she is over protective and crazed.
Gertrude Kapelput to Oswald Cobblepot: "You got tangled in some hussy's demon-purse!" Oh, Carol Kane, you're wonderful.
Gertrude Kapelput to Oswald Cobblepot: "You got tangled in some hussy's demon-purse!" Oh, Carol Kane, you're wonderful.
Gertrude Kapelput to Oswald Cobblepot: "You got tangled in some hussy demon purse!" Oh, Carol Kane, you're wonderful.
by yohnner October 29, 2014
Get the hussy demon purse mug.A fashionably over-sized purse, which is large enough to hold a child in. And can possibly used to steal babies.
by K. Ca June 20, 2007
Get the baby purse mug.A distant cousin to the Cleveland Steamer, the Purdy's Wharf is accomplished by having anal sex with a fat chick, then peeing on her bed while she is in the bathroom "cleaning up".
by barfy April 18, 2005
Get the Purdy's Wharf mug.A purse or handbag left behind in the work area of a female who has gone temporarily AWOL from her job, but who wishes to mislead co-workers into thinking she is still nearby. A stunt purse normally contains no personal effects of actual value, but may be stuffed with worthless items to give the appearance of being an actively-used accessory.
Wage Slave A: "Girl, I gotta know...how the fuck did you get away with taking a 3-hour lunch break yesterday?"
Wage Slave B: "AAHahaha, those dumb bastards in upper management always fall for the stunt purse trick! Now pass me that crack pipe before you burn your goddamn lips!"
Wage Slave B: "AAHahaha, those dumb bastards in upper management always fall for the stunt purse trick! Now pass me that crack pipe before you burn your goddamn lips!"
by hecktor dangus, esq. May 5, 2008
Get the stunt purse mug.Jail purse- The anus of a male or the vagina/anus of a female. Commonly used for storage of small items such as keys (to handcuffs) or small baggies containing drugs.
Cop1- Yo man, we just arrested this one girl. After we brought her down to jail they found 12 baloons of heroin that we didnt find when we searched her.
Cop2- Lemme guess, she was hiding it in her Jail purse?
Cop1- Yup, even had a handcuff key up there.
Cop2- Lemme guess, she was hiding it in her Jail purse?
Cop1- Yup, even had a handcuff key up there.
by Jack Sheldon November 10, 2008
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