ass pennies

1. When you stick a penny in your ass so that through the circulation of money, random people in society will have been in you ass. See also pooh-dollar.

1. I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.

2. Don't touch that, i think it is one of Micah's ass pennies.

by yo mamma May 13, 2005

punties

The genitalia of the femal specimen. Usually term commonly used by your kitty cat. *rawr*

Look at her punties, there so big!

by Alyssa’s Punties 101 March 23, 2019

Pennie

Shy until you get to know her then she is CRAZZZYYY! Everyone loves her because she is sweet and is always there to help with any problems you have. She is extremely pretty and all the guys want to go out with her. Shes witty and some what popular at school. She starts out weird but in the end her true self shines. Has a crush on a guy who doesnt like her back but will still dream.

Penelope pennie

by AmandaBanana101 July 12, 2011

I smell pennies

A phrase or term used when a conversation dies or to shout out in the middle of the hall way.

- Amoi & Kiki Daniels

*Amoi and Kiki spot each other in the hallway*

Amoi & Kiki: I smell pennies!!!

by Deleteus the Fetus February 18, 2019

Punieta

1: Spanish for a jack off; money shot; cumshot; to shoot jizz.

2: Complimentary peanuts found in a Bar/Saloon to subside hunger while getting drunk. Most of the time, the peanut shells are preferred to be thrown on the floor after you eat the inside.

1: Calmate pinche punieta! (chill out f*cking jack off!)

2: Does Lou's Saloon have punietas? I hate to drink on an empty stomach!

by CrpChristiDJ June 29, 2011

Punnery

The act of committing a pun. Invoking a pun (play on words) in any situation can be deemed a punnery.

You gotta love the punnery.

by Marly Sauble August 15, 2005

pennies in the wind

A better way of saying saying "Pocket change"

"Sorry 200 dollars a month isn't pennies in the wind for me."

by Msskibug April 7, 2014