Going to a gas station and pumping petrol so that you can get the keys to the bathroom to take a dump.
by pump and dump April 06, 2015
If a new mother wants to drink, but is breastfeeding her baby, she can 'pump' the milk that has alcohol in it and 'dump' / get rid of it.
Sally: "I can't drink until baby John is weened"
Maggie "Come one girl, drink tonight and just pump and dump in the morning"
Maggie "Come one girl, drink tonight and just pump and dump in the morning"
by YoMeg May 17, 2007
by Yourmomsman08 August 23, 2019
A classic definition of a hit ‘n run in the dating world. When a male specimen is looking to pump and dump his suitor aka one night stand.
by Denuit87 August 05, 2021
by Dirty Goat November 18, 2004
1) to have sexual intercourse with a woman, withdraw, and then ejaculate all over her.
2) to buy a stock, hype it all over message boards on the internet to make other people buy it, and then sell it after it goes up
2) to buy a stock, hype it all over message boards on the internet to make other people buy it, and then sell it after it goes up
1) man i pumped my cock into gail's pussy and then dumped my cum all over her. she looked like a glazed donut!
2) look at this guy trying to tell us to buy XYZ stock. he's doing a pump and dump.
2) look at this guy trying to tell us to buy XYZ stock. he's doing a pump and dump.
by whodey June 14, 2004
As a verb:To defecate and urinate at the same time. Usually done in a hurry or with great urgency. A common military slang term used in reference to using the "facilities".
As a noun: The act of taking a shit and piss at the same time.
As a noun: The act of taking a shit and piss at the same time.
OK recruits! Five minute pump and dump!
Mom, where is the restroom, I have to pump and dump like yesterday!
Aaah much better, I needed that pump and dump.
Mom, where is the restroom, I have to pump and dump like yesterday!
Aaah much better, I needed that pump and dump.
by binydeamon January 13, 2009