Pummel Speed

Pummel Speed is defined as the speed at which the insertion of a penis into an anus will result in the formation of third degree friction burns on the penis. This has been calculated to approximately equate to 43.72m/s.

Man 1: Omg I so want you to fuck my ass.
Man 2: Sorry gorgeous, I was drunk last night and pounded this random dude at pummel speed.
Man 1: Ouchies! That'd hurt!
Man 2: Yeah it does...

by goldenfinch September 18, 2017

gastric pummeled belly

An unsettling of your stomach that can be caused by several different things. A night of drinking, a spicy meal, or any type of dairy product. This may also cause your stomach to boil, brew, or induce violent and explosive bowel movements and diarrhea.

I just polished off a pizza and a 12 pack of Old Milwaukee's Best Light. I guarantee that at about 5am tonight I'm going to have serious GPB. Yeah, that's Gastric Pummeled Belly.

by Junkboyy January 15, 2009

Rumpy Pumpy

The act of Sexual Intercourse between a Man and a Woman, usually in a lighthearted and quick manner.

Andy is waiting for his wife to get ready to go out for the evening, he feels aroused at watching her getting dressed, and asks " How about a bit of Rumpy Pumpy before we go? "
Answer 99% of the time is " Get off, watch my hair!! "

by Mc Scrotum May 22, 2003

pimmy

Man of mystery and deep attraction - with a keeness for beauty, maturity and intelligence

The witness was an enigma - with an aura of a pimmy

by Larry George November 4, 2007

Grumpy Pumpy

When one is having sex, but not actually enjoying it.

I had some grumpy pumpy last night with my bitch - it was shit.

by Miniliam October 24, 2011

plummy

An adjective used to describe something so over-the-top stereotypically upper-class.

Oh, there goes that plummy Mrs Baxter, walking her poodle.

by Chaotic Good Half Elf Mage November 19, 2011

Pammy

People with this name tend to be very active. They love to travel and hate to sit around in the same spot for too long. They are bold, daring, and persuasive. They love to try new things and take chances. Professionally, they can be successful as a public figure, in the media, or at developing new ideas for small businesses

People with this name, Pammy, tend to be very active. They love to travel and hate to sit around in the same spot for too long. They are bold, daring, and persuasive. They love to try new things and take chances. Professionally, they can be successful as a public figure, in the media, or at developing new ideas for small businesses

by akagizmo October 31, 2011