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Pumping crude

Having anal sex after taking your bitch to Qdoba, expecting a full shit geyser that night.
Bro..... didn't know my bitch hit Doba....fucked my bed up pumping crude tonight...
by Freakish_dong July 20, 2020
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Man Pumping

(Aka mumping)

Man Pumping is the desire, intent, or act of self-pumping one's own penis, in public,but under cover to effectively relieve the buildup of stale semen accumulated in the male testicle(s) by achieving ejaculation. The physical act of mumping plays an important role in brining awareness to the male reproductive organs and the health benefits of male ejaculation. While researchers understand that males can literally ejaculate anywhere and at anytime, the act of doing it in public helps level the playing field between the sexes by removing the social stigma typically associated with "jacking off", or more commonly known as Man Pumping.
Marty and Joel decided to meet in the park for a man pumping session to raise awareness about men's health issues.
by ManPump May 16, 2017
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Fist Pumping Like Champs

To fist pump emphatically with your guido buddies in the club. Phrase coined by Vinny on Jersey Shore
Narrator: FIST PUMPING ALL SUMMER LONG.
Vinny: Fist pumping like champs!
by Redlightning02 December 20, 2009
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bunny pumping

The art of smashing a chicks box hard and fast. E.g Thrusting the penis in and out of the vagina extemely quickly, hence mimicking the sex act of a rabbits.
I was going hard out ball slapping with this chick last night, absolutely bunny pumping the dog shit out of her!
by Scoota K November 4, 2006
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pumping the supersoaker

to masturbate with your index finger and thumb in an upward and downward motion similiar to pumping a supersoaker water gun
"hey man what are you going to do today." "dude I don't know I think I'm going to go into pumping the supersoaker."
by vince e. January 31, 2009
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Pumping The Pickle

Another term for masturbating. Coined by the late comedian Robert Schimmel in a satirical song he wrote called the "jack shack".
Mom: Willy!
Willy: Yea?
Mom: You're not pumping the pickle in there, are you?
Willy (in panic): Uh, um, no. I'm pooping.
Mom: Oh, okay.
by Stitzie November 3, 2010
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Pumping Lemma

Without the pumping lemma, Western civilization would have crumbled years ago.
by CS Realist April 29, 2013
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