Petra

The most aggressive character in Minecraft Story Mode. So if you mess with her: SHE WILL FUCK YOU UP.

Lukas: OWWWWW GODDAMIT!!! PETRA FUCKING BROKE MY ARM

Jesse: In yo face BITCH

by HI WELCOME TO CHILLI'S August 9, 2018

"Petra"ing

The act of getting on your knees and arching your back while leaning your chest against a wall or tree. At the same time, you would look up into the distance with your mouth slightly open. (SPOILER: This is to imitate the tragic death of Petra Ral).

Every time I see Attack on Titan cosplayers, I always end up seeing someone "Petra"ing next to them.

by AnimeOffensive April 17, 2014

Jake Peralta

Best man EVER.

No doubt

Guy#1: “who is the best man EVER?”
Guy#2: “Jake Peralta” is.”
#nodoubt

by JakePeraltaLover July 14, 2020

Petrakis

One of the best business men to ever live on this universe. He created an amazing company named after his very name. He is kind and always care for his employees.

Petrakis hired me, he changed my life.

by Niklakis November 20, 2021

Rockwall - Codex Petram 1st Edition

One of the smallest, yet fastest growing and one of the wealthiest counties in the state of Texas. Home to wealthiest Chads and Fuckbois in the state, with plenty of Stacys to go around between the two. A lake almost as big as the line to our Chick-Fil-A, and shitty ass mega church combined. The infrastructure is about as stable as a paraplegic diabetic, and the traffic is more congested than your stepdad after his third pack of Marlboro reds. The politics of Rockwall tend to be a dead split between autistic shit-fit throwing bernie bros and adult diaper wearing cuckservatives, which somehow manifests within the Parasitic Twins that are Rockwall Heath High School (shit), and Rockwall High School (shittier).

Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition

According to the researchers that created Rockwall - Codex Petram 1st Edition,
Savior of Mankind, Alex Jones, grew up in Rockwall in the 80's and 90's.

by CockwallTexasfuckingsucks February 12, 2018

joe pera

One of the sweetest guys on the planet who talks on TV for a living. And when he talks to you, you listen because listening to him soothes your mind. He has a show on adult swim called Joe Pera Talks with You where he rambles on about the little things in life in the most beautiful way. Great way to unwind I would say.

A: I just met Joe Pera at the supermarket. We bought some bananas together and talked about lighthouses
B: Daamn. I wish I was there. I could use a little bit of his positivity in my life

by NeezySneezy November 19, 2020

Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition Part One

There is no good way to start with the shit encrusted melting pot that is the social groups that make up the two shithole Schools but, I will try because I love you. The thespian cucks have brought about intensive hazing policies due to performing gay sex magik on freshman. The band kids, as expected, are virgin nu male soyboys whose combined micro-penises probably extends out to a few centimeters at best. There are no jocks, just Chads operating behind a thin veil of masculinity, when in reality, they are the insecure, ashamed, cock-lusting products of their alcoholic white collar father's drunken rage. The Orchestra kids are so gay and boring that i could not be fucked to go into a description of whatever bow twiddling twinkie shit they do. The computer mongoloids (Cyberpatriots, composed of the least patriotic faggots possible, are the products of these sick bastards) are acne ridden faggots who spill their shit constantly behind LED screens, aka doing shit no one fucking cares about. They also the only group, besides Orchestra, who leave high school virgins.

Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition Part Two

According the researchers behind Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition Part One,
The man the FBI used as a cover, Lee Harvey Oswald, his wife originated from Rockwall.

by CockwallTexasfuckingsucks February 12, 2018