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A retro styled car that appeals mainly to older people and tends to be covered in AARP membership stickers and is usually filled with the owner's bottles of Metamucil and Geritol as well as huge packages of Depends adult diapers.

The Cruiser also has an underground following among men who use it to attract other men and it is known as a Chuck Magnet.
Bruce stands next to his PT Cruiser lovingly wiping its chrome rims when Robert walks over and starts admiring it. Soon after they are living together and devoted life mates.
by Bruce_PT September 30, 2007
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One VERY poor attempt by an american company to make a mark on the european MPV market by making a smaller, and quite useless car. Although it looks better than some MPV's (Fiat Multipla and Ford Galaxy in example) it just dosen't do the job and is beaten in EVERY OTHER ASPECT.


The typical owner of this crap has only ever owned one old car before, and decide to buy something newer for their twenties, without researching the market to find out just how awful the mechanics of this car are.
Renault Espace is waaaaaaaaay better. Hear that Chrysler? France makes better cars than you.
by Gumba Gumba April 4, 2004
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The ass ugly car adopted by the queer folk for their choice in cars. As far as I'm concerned they deserve it!
Sidney: Ooooh look how cuuutttee!
Elton: How adorable!
by Ben Asstrick December 2, 2003
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A modest attempt at Art Deco stylings on an affordable car. Its steep lines and smooth ride make it ultimate transport for driving to Fire Island.
Surfer Wannabe: Damn, that PT Cruiser almost looks like a woodie from a great distance.

Surfer Wannabe's Friend: PT Cruisers are very popular in South Beach & Fire Island.

Surfer Wannabe: Hmmm. Maybe I'll stick with my Hyundai.
by jokester45 April 7, 2009
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The 2008 Chrysler PT Cruiser is a demonic car that is made by Chrysler, a company with a reputation for making horrid cars like the 2008 PT Cruiser.
“hey want a ride in my 2008 Chrysler PT cruiser?”
“get a new car dingus”
by Ladnonpro October 19, 2025
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PT Cruise

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To eat naught but Pop-Tarts® from dusk till dawn as was commanded by the Lord, Jesus Christ, Our Savior.
"Sorry, I can't have any salad. I'm on a PT Cruise." :smug:
by TheDukeLeto March 22, 2013
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P.T. Cruiser

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Entering a bar and ordering 5 beers and 5 shots of tequila. Must be consumed in less than an hour.
I pulled a P.T. Cruiser last night at the pub.

Bartender, may I have a P.T. cruiser please?
by Paul T August 28, 2008
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