political-suicide psychology

An act common to politicians with sociopathic, narcissistic and self-deceptive personality features fueled by a profoundly self-aggrandizing perspective that distorts even the prospect of failure into a necessary superlative; resulting in highly self-destructive behavior as required to validate equally delusional thinking.

Press: 'Did you ever think that the only people saving you from impeachment would be your own staff--for FAILING to follow your orders?'
POTUS: 'Listen. Nobody knows more about failing than I do, believe me. I'm the best at failing, just ask anyone; I'm the greatest at failing that's ever lived and I'm going to prove it...'

History: Does he ever actually listen to the crazy shit that comes out of his hole? Isn't it the objective to make decisions and policy using unbiased, verifiable evidence and in accordance with established governmental procedures within the Constitutional framework? Only the influence of political-suicide psychology could be responsible for such a distorted perspective of reality...we need to do better.

by YAWA April 21, 2019

Psychology

The practice of taking things we already know about people, and weighing it down with jargon until the only other people who understand it are psychologists.

"Psychology dictates that all juvenile humans grow to imitate the assertive role models around them, sparking a developmental response" (Kids grow up to be like their folks)

by benbalooky October 6, 2010

Reverse Cockblock Psychology

A method of cockblocking by getting another person to pass on a hot ass girl by pretending not to want them or to want another girl or something else...

A technique used by losers who have no other shot at getting laid. Often use in a drunken haze.

I know you want that girl, quit trying to use reverse cockblock psychology on me.

by teasoak May 13, 2007

psychology major

Some asshole who thinks they know everything about you 20 seconds after meeting you

You seem like a very angry person. Don't worry, I'm a psychology major.

by Retic June 21, 2015

psychology

The study of human thought and behaviour. A social scientific subject which can trace its origins back to ancient Greece.

Psychology, psychiatry and psychotherapy are all different.

by VinC April 26, 2005

Shotgun Psychology

(amateur, erudite, hackneyed, novice, psychology, quasi-, sophist), a deceptive person who offers clever-sounding but flawed arguments or explanations.

I believe that I made assumptions based on shotgun psychology & now I do not know what to think.

by Darth Johnny December 6, 2010

psychology

Psychology is everyone's major at some point during their college career.

Me: What are you majoring in? (Dont you dare say psychology)
Random Person: Psychology.
Me: OOOOH exciting.

by Cliff Whitty April 19, 2006