proffed

Acquired, as in the 'acquisition of military resources', or, as is more than likely the case, - stolen.

He proffed, when he found the item unattended.

by Donkey Walloper July 22, 2016

Puffed Tongue

When the tongue of your shoes is pushed up off your foot ensuring your pants don't cover the sick graphics on the tongue of your shoes. Requires loose shoe laces and a usually results in a clomping sound as you walk.

Check out his puffed tongue on those shoes

by xtra chris p March 17, 2011

puffed pastry paradox

This occurs every time something that looks so delicious, so attractive on the surface turns out to be tasteless and bland when tasted. Based on the common experience from eating French pastries.

Dropping a C-note at a disappointing fancy restaurant is an experience of the Puffed Pastry Paradox.

by Ontologist on Call July 7, 2009

coco puffed

When you set a glass of milk on the table and then leave the room only to come back and find that someone had taken a shit in your milk..... A pretty fucked up joke to play on your friends yet very funny brings up questions such as..... Why are you so fucked up? Who the fuck does that? How did you get the shit in the glass?

Chris: Damn bro Brittaney went to go to the bath room and left her glass of milk on the table and Dick Ducketts coco puffed her ass.....

Ferry: Hahahahah thats fucking awesome.....

by ecd777 May 30, 2007

Puffed Kiss

When your having anal sex and you fart.

Boy- what was that?
Girl- just a little puffed kiss

by Its.brya06 June 1, 2019

Puffed

When you're extremely full and Tipsy/stoned at the same time

Yo, Im fawkin puffed mate. Just had 10 lbs of pork belly and 4 bottles of soju.

by ehehheheh August 21, 2020

puffed me off

Getting a Blow Job. Also known as being puffed or sucked off

I met a native girl on a bc ferry once and she puffed me off below deck

by Urban.IT December 13, 2021