Provo Soak

This is a step above the provo push in a sense where young people in happy valley (aka provo, utah) is trying to find ways around having actual intercourse because of their strict church guidelines. This is when a girl is so horny that she lets her man stick his boner in her vagina, but no movement or thrusting takes place. The boner just resides inside the vagina thus "soaking" inside it. This apparently isn't considered as intercourse....WTF!??

Girl: "I'm so hot for you right now, but we're not married so we can't have sex."

Boy: "Oh darn it all to heck! Oh wait...how about the provo soak!? That's not sex right!?"

Girl: "My goodness gracious! You're such a genius! Provo soak me now!"

by jesuscheese March 5, 2009

Provo bump

A term used at Brigham Young University to describe the dry humping that is prevalent among many students. Though forbidden by church teachings and the school's honor code, the Provo bump is possibly viewed as a less serious alternative to sexual intercourse by those who choose to experiment.

Man, those freshman sure Provo bump a lot.

by ferocious dinosaur January 5, 2009

Provoke

To wind-up and annoy someone by calling them names repeatedly, prodding, poking, tickling, etc. until they end up puching or kicking the one doing the provoking.

Usually done by smaller siblings to piss off older siblings.

To provoke:

Younger sister: ugly ugly ugly fatty fatty fatty *prods brother with stick ten times*

Older brother: Piss off you stupid girl and stop annoying me! *punches lil sister*

Sister: MUM! He punched me!!!!

Mum: well stop provoking him then *slaps daughter*

by HellzAngeL123 July 31, 2009

business provocative

Professional or semi-professional attire used to provoke sexual arrousal or attention in the workplace.

Sara's ruffle skirt is rather business provocative.

by Cap July 1, 2004

Provokade

En stolt gamer og sky jomfru. Har det sygeste punchable face, som man bare har lyst til at gennem smadre.

Interesser:

Antisemitisme

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Gaming

Person1: "Hey ham der provokaden, er der pisse irriterende."
Person2: "Ja, han er jo en provokade."

by 9/11MightBeFake February 28, 2023

Provo Float

The Provo Float is in-between the Provo Push and a Provo Soak. Instead of having intercourse, your boner only slides on the outside of the vagina never entering it. After you get so chafed from doing the provo push you move to the next level which is the Provo Float. You don't put it in, it just floats on top or she floats on top of you. Also called outercourse. The verb is called floating.

Guy: "Bro you were with that freshman girl all night... did you have sex?"

Provo All Star: "Na man I have morals. We just did the Provo Float"

by THEProvoAllStar September 24, 2012

Provo all-star

Usually a returned LDS missionary, but one who moves/lives in utah county to party with other Mormons while showing very little interest in moving on to Marriage like what most Mormons do in the Provo-Orem area. A Provo all-star is commonly seen as a male that's anywhere from 18-30 or even older.

Thomas S Monson and other Mormon prophets constantly warn young men of the lds church of becoming a Provo all-star

returned missionary1: any prospects for an eternal companion yet?

rm2: nah, not being married is too easy

rm1: dude your a Provo All-star!

by YourBoss801 July 17, 2011