Lesbian Protector

A typically male person who looks out for, cares for, and protects their lesbian friends.

They're not dating, he's just her lesbian protector.

by Hayes Haze May 18, 2021

boner protector

A pinny-like garment that restricts the protrusion of an erect phallus from interfering with other peoples day to day business.

I'm working with too many lush girls, I need a boner protector.

by DJ SH TA January 15, 2015

Ass Protector

When someone is always standing behind a girl with a nice ass. It could be a friend, boyfriend, parent, teacher, exc.

Krista has a nice ass but Justin has become her ass protector.

by pfi September 10, 2016

Fridge protector

Of some calls you a fridge protector they are saying you’ll do anything to protect the food in the fridge therefore calling you fat. If someone says this to you slap the shit out them.

Him: Shutchyo big fridge protector ass up
Me: *spaps the shit out this bum ass Biggs who think he can all me fat like nigga where*

by thatniggaaagabyyyy September 23, 2018

Semen protector

The protector of semen
There to protect you from sus videos online
Made popular recently due to Stanley.MOV's YLYL and sleep streams

Yo Virgil please be my semen protector and prevent this anime woman from stealing my semen

by Ageddevistation August 19, 2022

erector protector

A method originally developed by Sizzle, in which a pillow is used to hide an erection, during a movie or at another unacceptable time.

Woah, that's hot, I better get out my erector protector.

by T-DUBB 1991 October 10, 2007

surge protectors

condoms, rubbers, IUDs, diaphrams, the pill, etc

Hey joe; aren't you afraid you are going to get her pregnant? Hell no, as long as I have my surge protectors, I am not worried.

by mo cox January 31, 2007