prosciutto parachute

over sized vagina lips

Did you see the prosciutto parachute on that stripper?

by squid hell December 25, 2010

Prosciutto

an italian girl's vagina

Prosciutto is to italian girls like roast beef is to every other ethnicity.

by -anonymous15 February 1, 2020

Prostitutor

A word used to describe an old, retired prostitute, often still used to teach prostiteens, and prostitots, often still watched over.

Prostitutor 1: Did you go see those Prostiteens at the middle school today?
Prostitutor 2: Yeah, there becoming quite the cum guzzling sluts.
Prostitutor 1: yep, there learning well...

by Di dah do February 27, 2008

Prosciutto poisoning

When you allow someone the pleasure of watching your dog only to come back to said dog throwing up and on her death 💀 bed! Unable to eat drink or even play ball. All but lost.

Hey Torinni I just got back from the vet, looks like LeèLou has prosciutto poisoning. Care to explain?!

by Silky_13 June 24, 2021

Prosciutto Dream

A goal so delicious, tantalizing, and craveable that you can't help but want it. Yet it's incredibly thin, fragile and lacks much substance.

Person A: "I'm going to be famous eventually, mark my words."
Person B: "What? Why? How?"
Person A: "I don't know.. But I want to and I will! It'll be amazing!"
Person B: "Yeah, alright man. Keep chasing that Prosciutto Dream."

by DoubleCrissp February 10, 2023

Prosciutto Pussy

When a woman has got that fine deli meat. With the pink and the red, that marbled look. The expensive kind of pussy.

Guy 1- “She looked like she was cut fresh off the pig.”
Guy 2- “Man, you can’t call women pigs.”
Guy 1- “Nah, I’m talking ‘bout that Prosciutto Pussy!”

by _User_369246_ July 27, 2023

prosciutto christian

Italians who kind of bring their meat stories to Christ. She really lubbed him up and turned him into a prosciutto christian. instead of believing in god in Sunday or at a wedding for their favorite God children. they try very hard to pee in the men's bathroom, as a prosciutto christian.

uncle junkle shook everyone hand after learning bumbum men make him pee real good to study way of the prosciutto christian. mafia boys, jesus and hot meat. hand in hand. may be paper towel marvel prosciutto man?!

by sinrlifemattrs October 11, 2025