poopexting

Texting while you poop.

While I waited for the shower to warm up, I was poopexting my friends.

by Ladhra May 30, 2014

pretexting

Calling a telephone company or a financial institution and obtaining sensitive, personal information about a customer by deceiving the company into believing that you are that customer.

It was revealed that Hewelett Packard was spying on its board of directors and hired lawyers to obtain information on personal phone calls. The lawyers used pretexting to trick phone companies into releasing that information.

by Yoova September 14, 2006

presenting

when a gay shows his ass to sum1

holy crap, tewsons presenting to you chip, cover your eyes

by botaf November 11, 2003

Prospecting Duckling

A sexual move requiring a duckling and two people, one with the duck on his dick and one with bread in his/her asshole. The Duckling then has to eat the bread out of the asshole, while it is at least three inches in the crevasse.

"Johnny please give me a prospecting duckling... i want to be eaten out by a duck!" said Sherry

by John Von Duchenheimer August 19, 2006

Prexting

Similar to prank calling, prexting is prank texting someone.

Person 1: "Hey, how is your roommate situation going?"

Person 2: "Not well. My roommate was prexting me last night at 3:00 am!"

by ElPasoAg October 6, 2010

Protexting

Refusing to participate in the useful practice of text-messaging, no matter how appropriate or convenient the situation lends itself. Seems to be linked to age and/or coolness level.

Can also be used reciprocally, like when you dump an incoming call, and reply with a text.

Protexting activities include:

Immediately return calling sender upon receipt of text

Making people want to stab you with frivolous calls and voice messages like "I got your text, and blah...blah...blah."

Not recognizing texting as social progress.

Bitching about the 50 cents you had to pay last month because you don't have text on your plan.

by Cyclemax December 21, 2010

Prosextination

Procrastinating by having sex each time you get round to near being productive.

All this prosextination is really messing with my exams.

by koydsvoilsad June 1, 2013