Pronk

1. (Usually for an animal) Jump in the air with legs stiffened as an act of display or when you are about to die

Joe: Hello 911 I need help
Officer: Ok what is your name?
Joe: Joe
Officer: Joe who?
Joe: Joe m-
Officer: *pronks*

by PersonInYourCloset April 19, 2021

pronk

The act of having been screwed over royally

"Dude! Test came back HIV+? You got so pronked!"

by fluffybunnyfeet August 22, 2007

Pronk

A breed of bird

Human: Yo Pronk
Pronk: I’m a bird

by 0.26272517736628 December 14, 2018

Pronk

To change someones online username to something besides what they normally get called.
You can get "Pronked" or be a part of a large scale "Pronking" with more users.
Especially on Discord, but can work for other websites/messaging apps where people can change your online nickname.

"Queso pronked Super and now his nickname says Soup"

by SuperVisualBuddhist March 22, 2021

Pronk

Describing someone idiotic or stupid or referring to the action of a antelope's leap in the air with an arched back and stiff legs

Casey is such a Pronk.

You're f*cking Pronk for that.

The gazelle's were Pronking over tall grass.

by Bab Brewster August 12, 2021

Pronk

When the male isn't "in", but can't tell. Alcohol is often involved.

Dude, you're pronking hard here...can't you tell it isn't wet?

by Peanut barber harbor June 4, 2022

Pronk

When attempting intercourse , and the man isn't "in" but can't tell.

So that guy I went home with last night totally pronked. To add insult to injury, I'm totally chaffed...

by Peanut barber harbor June 4, 2022