pronk

A joke involving someone else's genitalia.

A little pronk can turn into personal tragedy

by ken dressler August 6, 2003

pronk

pronk (pop-rock-punk)a person who likes rock, punk and some pop, wears black clothes, a person who doesn't care what people think about him, quiet, everybody's kinda afraid of them, rough.

regina:Do you know Andrew?
peter: yeah. i know him, he always wears black.
regina: oh yeah, he's a pronk

by alfersone August 22, 2005

pronk

pronk
prOnk (prank in an english accent)
verb INFORMAL

play a trick or practical joke on (someone).

"the individuals who were pronk thought they were auditioning to be a TV show host"

by mustardman September 30, 2020

pronk

pronk
prOnk (prank in an english accent)
verb INFORMAL

play a trick or practical joke on (someone), past tense.

"the individuals who were pronk thought they were auditioning to be a TV show host"

by mustardman September 30, 2020

pronk

The act of having been screwed over royally

"Dude! Test came back HIV+? You got so pronked!"

by fluffybunnyfeet August 22, 2007

Pronking

To hold onto someones beer while they are doing something that uses both of their hands (using the bathroom, digging for money, etc). Can also be used to hold other things, but it's main purpose is beer holding.

Hey man, pronking? I gotta piss.

Dude, pronking, I can't find my fucking money.

by Pronky McPronkerson September 3, 2011

Pronk Spasm

An uncontrollable series of pogo like movements in which your arms and legs remain remarkably strait yet spring like. Otherwise known as "beating the bush". It can be the direct result of an extreme night of whippling.

Andi: I made It to Vegas but got whippled out and pronk spasmed all over the bathroom.

Matt: Ewwwwwww...

by Mdeezie Foreezie May 13, 2016