Progalssive

A woman, typically a teenager, who claims to want equal rights for everyone, but often downplays injustices against men and other marginalized groups in favor of their own first-world problems.

Jenny is progalssive, she is pro-equality for everyone, but promotes violence against men and gets upset at rape jokes.

by Archelexus October 26, 2014

Prongles

The ultimate chip that once you pop, THAT’S GREAT! Brayden, the Xtreme warthog, is their awesome mascot. Available in great flavors such as Salt & Potato as well as Onions & Cream.

“Hey man, can you pass me the Prongles”
“Sure” *passes the can*
*Pops open the can* “That’s Great”

by Solarixmd November 24, 2017

prongsaunts

Originally used to describe a guy who walks, or saunders, around in such a way, looking like every girl on the planet wants in his pants. These guys traditionally wear Hollister or A&E shirts, pre-frayed jeans, and/or "popped" collar polos.
The more "modern" usage is synonymous with "douchebag".

"Uh oh guys. Look what's coming."
(Guy in abercrombie shirt walks by, "strutting his stuff")
"...fucking prongsaunts!"

by Juste March 26, 2008

Piongasms

Any sexual stimulation from being asked a grammatical question.

Caleb's piongasms were so intense he had to hide his erection with his grammar book and go to the nurse's office.

by smartinftw April 30, 2009

Pronasticrate

To put of work or other duties (procrastinate) by masturbation or the thoughts and ideation thereof.

I would have finished my english paper earlier but with internet and lube at hand, to pronasticrate was inevitable.

by Peter5821 February 5, 2009

Prangan

Sanskrit word

Someone who loves amrita
amrita: from sanskrit word amrit, blessed by god

Prangan's infatuation

by chattyNmaddy February 14, 2012

Pronablentian

The probable reality of something impossible happening

I had a pronablentian moment:
The sky exploded, and yet the cows still lived

by Inspire_squidward October 9, 2012