comparative property

n. Females with mediocre attractiveness often have a friend they always keep by their side that is much less attractive than themselves thus making them hotter by comparison. This always causes a problem when a guy and his buddy and looking to pick up chicks. Even though the one girl is rather cute, nobody wants to jump on the grenade.

Billy: "Hey Tony, check out those chicks over there. The one on the left is pretty cute but sadly her friend is less than satisfactory."
Tony: "Isn't that what they call the Comparative Property?"
Billy: "Yeah, I think so. So... what should we do?"
Tony: "Rock, Paper, Scissors?"

by Lomonte95 July 6, 2006

Property Gorilla

A racial slur referring to black people. It originated in the late era's of the slave trade and the early times after slavery was outlawed. White men started to refer to black people as Property gorillas because they were now allowed to own land, thus they were staring to populate neighbourhoods and allegedly "stealing" the land from other white folk interested in buying.

That filthy Property Gorilla bought a house next to mine! soon enough the whole street will be a jungle.

by CinnaMan August 11, 2009

fortnite property

a tik toker who has a pointy nose with many admirers on her work

yo u see fortnite property's new post on tik tok

by boutta slay some bitches March 12, 2019

Destroy private property

What you do when you live under capitalism yet have enough free time, energy and space to behave like a woketivist.

Fuck hell no, I will not destroy private property. I will go back to school

by Sexydimma November 25, 2022

You're still on the property

One of Jeffree Star's lipsticks based on his video with Shane Dawson and Ryland Adams . When they got kicked out of Walmart the security guard kept saying it even in the parking lot.

"You're still on the property I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
"But we're in the parking lot."
"It's still on our property."
"What's not your property? Olive Garden?!"

by AUselessHuman July 4, 2019

proverty

An infamous internet hate group, frequently encountered on the chatting platform Discord.

Discord user 1: Who is that guy that just joined, I don't know him.
Discord user 2: He must be from Proverty.

by Lool00Loll May 10, 2021

Sloppy toppy genital property gorilla grip pussy lips

When dat pussy so tight your dick turns purple as if a gorilla was clenching your cock as tight as possible

Friend 1 :Are you sure that girls head game good? Friend 2: yeah but she can make up for it with the sloppy toppy genital property gorilla grip pussy lips so it's cool doe

by Pb bruh nuts July 1, 2020