beast protector

the ugly friend a female will often hang out with in order to enhance her own appearances and make her seem like a nice person

Q: why dont you call up that bitch and tell her to come over ?
A: nah man, then the beast protectors gonna come too

by .:Kess:. February 13, 2004

12 Section Egg Protector

A small yellow plastic briefcase with 12 round bumps in each side, which can be used to carry and protect up to 12 eggs, assuming these eggs are from your average chicken and not a big ol' ostrich or fat pterodactyl. Also doubles as a surprisingly effective head and/or back massaging device. However, it is recommended that no eggs are inside the 12 Section Egg Protector while a massage is taking place, as this can result in a bad case of 'eggy back', or even 'eggy head'.

Joseph: 'Oh no, I lost my 12 Section Egg Protector when I had 16 pints yesterday and wound up on the kitchen floor shouting "fuck the flamin drongo system bollocks I like Mark!"'

Richard: "You dozy bell-end, how am I going to protect my eggs on the way back from the butcher's tomorrow morning now?! Thanks."

by gis gump February 23, 2011

Projecter Lice

White specks found on a projecter screen, relating to the image of lice. (dead pixels)

Gwen: wtf is up the projecter screen???
Sara: idk man, it must be projecter lice...

by ovoxoforlife November 27, 2012

Protectorate

A protectorate nation is a nation with a poor military and general unrest among the ethnic groups. To solve this, they sacrifice some political freedom to a more powerful country, usually a G7 / G8 nation which intervenes in their political affairs as a reward for keeping the population under control.

Most of Africa is former British protectorate.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

Hector Projector

Individuals with an issues often projects them toward others
Can also be used by the projector when criticisim heads his way (denial). Used in mostly good humour.

in response to an acusation or suggestion you would say, "arrh Hector the Projector"

by M April 8, 2005

Lesbian Protector

A typically male person who looks out for, cares for, and protects their lesbian friends.

They're not dating, he's just her lesbian protector.

by Hayes Haze May 17, 2021

projectify

Word for when you think about a boy/girl too much and you start to imagine a personality that isn’t real. Don’t get too hyped up.

Did you projectify?
Yeah they were not how I imagined them to be at all.
You gotta stop overthinking that shit man.

by Wordinventor777 October 26, 2020