procastibate

v. 1) stimulating one's own genitals to avoid work or obligation. 2) delay of action while masturbating.

derivatives:

procastibation, noun
procastibator, noun
procastibating, verb
procastibatory, adjective

"I had a ton of reading to do but after seeing that commercial with Jane Seymour in it, I decided to procastibate instead."

by Dr. Richard S. Troker February 23, 2010

broadcaster slut

Typical female radio employee who works at Metro Networks who thinks her shit don't stink. She thinks that because her voice is on TV in the morning, she's the bomb.

I can't stand that Kristen Kelly, she stumbles on her traffic reports and is such broadcaster slut.

by techno935 October 9, 2008

procastination

Activity that consists in putting off important activities regadless of its importance due to lazyness or incompetence. The individual that procastinates usually just doesn't feel like getting the activity done and postpones it for a later date, always being able to find a perfect justification for doing so.

dude 1: hey dude, I really have to get this paper done today but what the heck!! I have enough time to do it tomorrow, it's a cakewalk... let's go look for some party!

dude 2: Dude, you are the master of procastination!!

by Mariotol November 26, 2007

Ignorance Podcast

An unpredictable and spontaneous podcast featuring two co-hosts — Kevin Perry and Ethan McAlister— who talk about just about anything you could imagine.

Friend: Hey did you listen to the new Ignorance Podcast that came out on Thursday?
Me: Yeah, Kevin talked about his lesbian haircut.

by tiktokhasruinedmylife August 23, 2019

eboys podcast

on the run from the youtube administering government and uk militory forces, four unlikely friends battle out wits, nutty news and ass talk to become the ultimate eboy all while hidden behind the conservative party. starring willne, james marriot, imallexx, memeulous and his invisible snake.

this is... the eboys podcast

harry styles: i wish i was like willne, his square head and extremely toned body is ugh...

louis tomlinson: but bae, i like you how you are because you're perfect now. anyway, i wish had the mytsery of memeulous.
liam payne: well i wish i featured on the eboys podcast
me *a genius*: i wanna be the snake that doesn't exist

by 28ALLTHAT January 13, 2021

podcastable

Any topic or situation that is worth turning into a podcast.

Dario: "Didn't you know that Mozart was a freemason? Actually, many big politicians are freemasons, for example..."

Elena: "Wow! This is podcastable... let's start recording!

by elenhtari October 10, 2009

Outlandish Podcast

The Worlds Greatest World of Warcraft Podcast!

Awesome Guy: hey man you listen to The Outlandish Podcast.
Not awesome Guy: nope i listen to Instance.
Awesome Guy: I'm gonna loot your fridge if you don't listen to Outlandish!

by Gorillaz! September 17, 2009