Pro-vaxxer

Someone who vaccinates him- or herself, as well as their offspring. They do this because vaccines are known to be safe, and much cheaper than hospitalization, a lifelong handicap, or a funeral.
Unless antivaxxers, who only seem to study at the universities of Facebook and YouTube, pro-vaxxers get their medical information from respected sources, such as scientific journals like Science, Nature, or the New England Journal of Medicine. They also frequently consult with licensed medical professionals like doctors and nurses.
Parent 1: Look there, it's Timmy in a cute little wheelchair because his parents did not vaccinate him against polio.
Parent 2: If you think that's bad, Tammy is already in her grave because measles took her.
Parent 1: This is why i am a pro-vaxxer.
Parent 2: I too would like to see my children grow up healthy.
* high five *
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I'm a pro-vaxxer and I don't want my kids to die of Polio, Tetanus or Hepatitis B.
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A person who supports appropriate vaccinations based on their understanding of science-based medicine, reputable peer-reviewed journal articles, and overwhelming scientific consensus. These people vehemently reject claims based on feelings, anecdotal data, mommy-bloggers, Google University graduates, the crapumentary Vaxxed, and all other forms of woofuckery, in general.
I'm a pro-vaxxer because I am anti-disease. Oh, and because I'm not a dumbfuck.
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People who don’t use mommy blogs to defend themselves. They are competent and don’t want people exposed to preventable diseases. They don’t fight with doctors who have years of experience claiming they know more.
The pro vaxxer was smart and decided to vaccinate their kid, allowing them to live a long and healthy life.
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Someone who gets vaccines and vaccinates their kids because they’re not fucking dumb.
I’m a pro-vaxxer because I don’t want my child to die, Karen.
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A term used by anti-vaxxer soccer moms in order to pretend there are two equally valid sides to vaccines being used. This is usually followed up by bullshit claims of injury, mental illness or death pertaining to vaccines.
anti-vaxxer: vaccines are bad because they cause injuries and death!

pro-vaxxer (otherwise known as not a dumbass): Do you have proof?

anti-vaxxer: tthe government is censoring responses! I can't find it.
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Someone who actually listens to scientific evidence and ignores scaremongering tactics by snake oil salesmen, and vaccinated themselves and their children to protect themselves, their children, and the vulnerable in society from preventable disease
I'm a pro-vaxxer. I don't want to have to have 12 kids just so three can reach adulthood
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