Covered in trademarked orange and black plaid, the PUB triumphs in the Ivy League both academically, musically, and sexually. All other Ivy Bands are boring and lame, except the Brown Band. They're cool. Everyone else just wishes they could wear the plaid and wake up hungover students at absurd hours in the morning during march around. Also, after a victory at a home game, the PUB has a "fountain gig" where members get wet and play with each other, sexually, in the Woody Woo fountain for no real reason besides being awesome.
Penn (state) Student 1- "Hey, is that the Princeton University Band?"
Penn (state) Student 2- "Yeah bro, they're so cool."
Penn (state) Student 1- "How cool?"
Penn (state) Student 2- "Soooooo cool"
Penn (state) Student 1- "Man I wish I got in to Princeton, luckily we have ED."
Penn (state) Student 2- "Yeah bro, they're so cool."
Penn (state) Student 1- "How cool?"
Penn (state) Student 2- "Soooooo cool"
Penn (state) Student 1- "Man I wish I got in to Princeton, luckily we have ED."
by moardruidsandnoms April 11, 2010
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Nobody but a Princeton grad would ever want to be associated with Princeton.
Nobody but a Princeton grad would ever want to be associated with Princeton.
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A non-intercourse sexual activity involving inserting the penis in between squeezed thighs, just below the crotchital region and continuing in an intercourse-like manner.
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Get the Princeton Fuck mug.Often confused with the university of the same name, Princeton IS indeed a medium-sized town in New Jersey, home not only to the Tigers, but also Palmer Square, and more importantly, a centrally located J. Crew. Princeton also holds the record for having the most ice cream parlors in Mercer County, which include The Bent Spoon, Halo Pub, Thomas Sweet and Ricky's. Weekend activities include attending football games, trying to sneak into the university eating clubs, driving the loop and sitting on the wall. Commonly referred to by Princetonians as "town." Considered elitist and snobby by most of New Jersey.
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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb in Princeton?
Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis.
Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis.
by Meg January 23, 2005
Get the Princeton, NJ mug.When Eric was sleeping I ran into the room and gave that cunt a Princeton Meat Slap across his face!
by Eric the Red December 15, 2004
Get the Princeton Meat Slap mug.Refers to the attempt by a Very Conservative student to gather sympathy by coming to class looking and claiming he was beaten up by liberals. On top of that he tried frame left-wingers by sending hate/death threats to prominit conservative students on campus in hopes off giving the publisity.
The sutdent responsible for this hoax got national attention thanks to the Right-Wing Noise Machine who blew the insident out of porportian before the whole story unfolded. The Student later admitted to police that he had made it up.
The sutdent responsible for this hoax got national attention thanks to the Right-Wing Noise Machine who blew the insident out of porportian before the whole story unfolded. The Student later admitted to police that he had made it up.
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