Pressert

The sweet treat you eat BEFORE having lunch or dinner. A portmanteau of "pre" and "dessert". Sometimes but not always replacing a "real" dessert.

We ate chocolate bars in the car on the way to dinner. Peanut butter cups, the perfect Pressert.

by pedalling pedant May 22, 2014

Grease Presser

A health-conscious person who goes as far as to press their napkin on to their pizza in an attempt to rid it of the top layer of grease-as if this will make their pizza any healthier.

Jeff: Hey,is Logan coming to the party tonight?

Andrew: Nah man,he's a total grease presser.He'll ruin the pizza.

Jeff:That's disgusting,man.

by kbair February 22, 2012

Parker Pressley

Parker Pressley is a kind caring person when he wants to, he is not a people person, but he when/if you get on his good side he is very loving. He's a man who would do anything to love someone again.

Parker Pressley is kind of a dick but he's really cute.

by BatmanPressley September 16, 2017

button presser

A bitch that be relentlessly pressing your buttons

Meredith is a professional button presser. She be getting on my motherfucking nerves!

by AvariceXIV February 25, 2019

presslee

A thot

She is such a presslee

by Princess poppy February 7, 2018

Pressert

The act of eating dessert before a meal

Also, eating a chick out before you get nasty with 'er

Jameson is fat, he has pressert and dessert with every meal

by Jake Spangle August 29, 2007

Pressert

When a girl gives a blow job and swallows, before eating dinner

Becky made a great sammich for Derek's lunch, so he rewarded her with a pressert that night.

by JMoney05 July 8, 2011