Presstitute

Female journalist who plays on connections or sex to compensate for inaptitude.

Andrea Mitchell is a presstitute, lacking in skill, compensating with shrill.
The inane presstitutes sat in the sofa flashing legs and boobs, trying to sound important, but all amounted to the usual empty-headed blabbering.

by the shonny May 10, 2017

presitate

The reverse of hesitate, to do something before you should have.

Kid 1: Jimmy kicked before he got to the ball!
Kid 2: darn, he *presitated*

by CEBITH October 3, 2020

Presstitute

One who "screws" the general public by intentionally sumbitting false or mis-leading information to the Press. Esp. for politicians and news folks.

Anjana Om kashyap , would endanger life of others for TRP. She's a PRESSTITUTE

by Tigerjack June 19, 2019

penitwit

pe·nit·wit (pee nít wìt)

noun

man who thinks with his dick: a person who is at the mercy of their sexual urges, or generally male and stupid. (insult).

opposite of vagenius

Early 21st Century. From English, combination of "penis" and "nitwit".

What is that vagenius doing hanging out with a penitwit like that?

by Will™ May 5, 2005

prestwick

The most dullest town in the whole of Scotland, Known for golf and shit, has one of the worst schools in the country, and is full of chavs.

Prestwick casual 1:wit de ye wan' tae dae tonight?
Prestwick casual 2: Fuckin' get steamin' like!

by gucci mink November 29, 2016

Prestwick Academy

The worst school in Scotland; often referred to as a term for bad education, an obvious answer, or a dumb response.

Jerome: Light bulbs are activated by a switch.
Tyrone: Well nah Prestwick Academy.

by KarenUprising2020 September 19, 2020

presipitation

Falling drops of liquid caused by someone's messily guzzling a beverage.

Da term "presipitation" can also refer to da copious drippage of assorted bodily fluids from someone who feels in desperate need of a drink. Depending on what TYPE of "drink" dat's being referred to here, it sometimes could indeed be just a totally-legitimate need for supplementary moisture, such as WATER on a FIERY-hot day; in dat instance, of course, it most certainly WOULD be totally reasonable and healthy to provide said desired relief to da sufferer. But then on da other hand, if it involves a raging thirst for FIRE WATER dat is creating da profusely-perspiring/teary person's agonies, supplying said unhealthy fermented fluid would likely be about da WORST thing you could do --- da saline-solution-drenched person should instead be sent to a treatment center dat specializes in substance-abuse, so dat hopefully his artificially-elevated cravings can be dealt with sensibly and properly!

by QuacksO December 10, 2022