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Presbian

Used to refer to the girls of Presentation High School in Willow Glen, CA. Presbians are typically sluts that get around a lot with both sexes (emphasis on the both). Presbians will often engage in sexual acts during school hours in the bathrooms and otherwise. Bellarmine boys like to hook up with Presbians but will always end up taking a Notre Dame girl to meet their mother. Presbians have a tendency to dress in an identical manner to mixers.
See that Presbian over there in the pink shirt and matching knee socks sucking face?
Which one? There are so many!
by NotreDyke&Proud November 12, 2009
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John Prescott

Is the Deputy Prime Minister of the UK.

He has failied in everything he has tried to do.

He has several infamous nick-names...

"Two Jags" because he was known to own 2 whole Jaguars!
"Two Jabs" because he punched some wise guy who chucked and egg at him.
And most recently "Two Shags" because he had an affair with one of his secretarys in his own office over his very own desk!

JP really hasn't done any favours for British politics, still Tony Bliar won't sack him, although he has basically removed all the power he had.
"I think John Prescott is a fucking wanker!"
"I think John Prescott is the best fucking thing since sliced bread!"
by QPWOEIRUTY May 26, 2006
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Prešov

a ghetto ass city in eastern slovakia. if you ever go to Prešov, expect a lot of commieblocks (public housing built during communism and socialism)
Dude you just met: Hey bro, where you from?
You: I'm from Prešov, i'm straight outta eastern Slovakia baby!
Dude you just met: *walks away*
by Anonymousmf123 February 4, 2020
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Preston-Punk

Your average pretend nihilistic hypocritical 30 something year old punk rock guy, that surrounds himself with high school punk rock kids that help his life long quest of never growing as a person.
"Look.. A Preston-Punk coming out of McDonald's, very non-conformist.."

"Haha, you see that Preston-Punk trying to buy his groceries with his government supplied food stamps?? "

"Is that a Preston-Punk, or just a Wal-Mart patron? It's impossible to tell the difference."
by Bend, O(ve)R December 28, 2017
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Gregory Preston Muir

RECENT Indie Musician. A bad-tempered and complex character (but not necessarily intelligent). One who has two faces- usually a good and a bad, and many deep-rooted insecurities which he masks through extreme egotism and sometimes even cruelty. Uses illogic, grudges, and drinking as coping mechanisms. Gregory Preston Muir's tend to be quite well-liked until they let themselves slip, ultimately showing the world their true colors. Although usually happy on the outside, Gregory's are a wreck on the inside- usually due to internal battling such as truth and self-hatred. May succeed early in life, but unless a Gregory Preston Muir faces his flaws in order to get over himself, he will eventually meet a slow and unfortunate demise.
Teacher: What is wrong?

Student: That guy is such a Gregory Preston Muir. *sniff*

Teacher: Really? I thought he was supposed to be nice.

Student: Oh, not anymore. He is a BAD, BAD person.

Teacher: I wouldn't have guessed. But I suppose I only see kids in the classroom. He's not exceptionally intelligent, but he does work hard...

Student: True. He surprised me as well.

Teacher: What did he do?

Student: A lot of horrible shit... Including excessive and irresponsible drinking, deceiving girls, hurting people, lying blatantly to family and friends, spreading malicious rumors, and being an overall HORRIBLE jerk. While desperately failing to maintain his image in order to protect his huge, broken ego.

Teacher: Wow, sounds like a dick. Well he's short and ugly, so at least he won't be hurting that many girls in his lifetime.
by aciditybasitidy January 25, 2011
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preston grenade

A dude who got an entire nuke dropped on him and fucking survived. Afterwards, he punched the dude with the force of 1000 settlements that need their help.
by Preston Fucking Grenade December 5, 2018
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sam prescott

He's the man at everything he does. He'll also clap you in Fortnite and real life.
by Trashhbrahh December 16, 2019
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