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Preclap

When the only person in an audience of many foolishly provides a completely unnecessary clap during the middle of a speech, show, gala, event, etc. This is caused due to the person anticipating an audience applause way too early.

The act of idiocy is followed by (a) a surge of heat rising up the spine of the tard which typically leads to complete embarrassment or (b) the unexpected pause by the speech giver and the awkward rise of a half-assed audience applause.

Opposite of the infamous afterclap
"The fag over there preclapped but the man wasn't even done talking. Just keep going Mr. Obama."
by Tuitu March 10, 2010
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Preinlaws

Preinlaws = pre-Inlaws = your fiancee's family.
My girlfriend's father announced mine and Lucy's engagement at her family reunion, and I met all my new preinlaws.
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prelayed

When a video game company decides to release a game earlier than the marketed release date.

The opposite of delay
Dude, did you hear, that game got prelayed a whole week early!
by demonwolf777 May 2, 2011
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Premlata

Premlata is one of the greatest human beings you will ever come across to if you are lucky enough. She is loyal, trustworthy and an amazing friend. She is a Definition of Inside Beauty out. She hides her feelings deep inside and Smile no matter what to make her surroundings happy. She loves and cares for her people and make sure they are happy. Being a Premlata is wonderful but not easy as she gets through a lot of heartbreaks but wins it all at the end of the day with her courage and pure heart. She is one of the the most Gorgeous woman on earth. She is a Rare Beauty.
Boy1 : Wow, who was she? She seemed wonderful, I mean i have never met a girl like her before.
Girl 1: Ohh! Her... She is Premlata
Boy 1: I can die for you Premlata
by _Geetkrishnan November 25, 2021
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preclapulation

Clapping before you even know what you're clapping for.
When Walter was the only one clapping at the show, it was obvious that he was suffering from preclapulation.
by ash.case June 7, 2015
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prelate

A prelate is someone higher in command, a boss,a colonel or a general. A prelate often has control over many groups of people.
Rey is a prelate of Sabin.
by Reynsluboltinn November 14, 2006
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Prelapse

The period of time before one relapses into an old addiction during which one knows and fully intends on what one is about to do. May be accompanied by feelings of premorse, second-thoughts, self-hatred, and excitement.
"Hey buddy, I thought you quit?" Asks Joe.
"I'm prelapsing," says Greg, holding an unlit cigarette between his lips. "Don't make this any harder for me than it already is."
"You're prelapsing?"
"I haven't relapsed until the cigarette is lit, my dear friend. Presently, and for the next few seconds, I'm in a phase of addiction we refer to as the 'prelapse'.
"Semantics," says Joe.
by ECS_Or_What_You_Will November 23, 2011
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