Prehistoric Bitch

1.)One that uses old comebacks to make someone feel shitty about themselves.
2.) millipede or any type of pede
Becky is such a prehistoric bitch calling me fat like my mom
“Becky’s body looks like a prehistoric bitch”
by Mliv April 18, 2020
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Prehistoric cock

A prehistoric cock is a cock that is decades old and can’t get up
Shiela loves old man Jonesprehistoric cock
by Pookiemane October 31, 2020
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Prehistoric Artifact

"Shut the fuck up Joe, you Prehistoric Artifact. Stop raping those monkeys and pay some attention to your hoe wife who sleeps with 20 year olds. Joe you racist fag hoe bitch nobody likes you kill yourself kanye for president trump for vice president and hillary clintin should get hanged and bumraped.
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prehistoric bananas

bananas before they existed.
they're transparent bananas.
made of glass. terrifying.
edible, though, it tastes terrible.
you can't go anywhere except home or to seek medical care after eating prehistoric bananas.
dude, I just ate some prehistoric bananas and barfed in the toilet. I don't think I should go to work after eating prehistoric bananas.
by how did you find this November 23, 2021
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Prehistoric-whore

Anyone who is an old female who is a constant cunt to everyone
Guy 1: *fishing*
Old woman: "GET OUT OF THERE"
Guy 1: "YOU PREHISTORIC-WHORE SUCK MY DICK"
by Cockscrubber July 29, 2022
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