Prehistoric-whore

Anyone who is an old female who is a constant cunt to everyone

Guy 1: *fishing*
Old woman: "GET OUT OF THERE"
Guy 1: "YOU PREHISTORIC-WHORE SUCK MY DICK"

by Cockscrubber July 28, 2022

Prehistoric Artifact

A formal way to describe 46th U.S. President, Joe Biden.

Shut the fuck up Joe, you are a fucking prehistoric artifact.

by donald trump, obama, and biden April 12, 2023

Prehistoric Artifact

A term for the 46th President of the United States, Joe Biden.

"Shut the fuck up Joe, you Prehistoric Artifact. Stop raping those monkeys and pay some attention to your hoe wife who sleeps with 20 year olds. Joe you racist fag hoe bitch nobody likes you kill yourself kanye for president trump for vice president and hillary clintin should get hanged and bumraped.

by donald trump, obama, and biden April 18, 2023

Prehistoric Hunt

the most shitass game to ever exist, the most booty game to ever exist on planet earth

game so bad its almost as bad as prehistoric hunt

by Thatoneguy yknow? July 9, 2025

P.S.L. (Prehistoric Sammer Language)

Language used to interact with pupper dogs since 1992.

"He's just a doooog"

-P.S.L. (Prehistoric Sammer Language)

by Pupper Sam January 15, 2009

Go prehistoric

To yell out window of building or moving vehicle as a form of communicating.

John had to go prehistoric when he yelled put of his car window,,,Hey moron move over!

by Vito cognito August 15, 2009

Prehistonic

(adj.) pre - his - stone- ic

A time period long ago, way before you smoked that wicked dank every day.

Eric: "Yo man, remember back in the prehistonic ages, when we were kids and we said we'd never smoke weed?"
Johnny: "H'yea man, we were such narcs back then."
Phil: "Dude I never said anything like that."

by syntheno December 20, 2009