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Prehistoric Artifact

A formal way to describe 46th U.S. President, Joe Biden.
Shut the fuck up Joe, you are a fucking prehistoric artifact.
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Prehistoric Bitch

1.)One that uses old comebacks to make someone feel shitty about themselves.
2.) millipede or any type of pede
“Becky is such a prehistoric bitch calling me fat like my mom ”
“Becky’s body looks like a prehistoric bitch”
by Mliv April 18, 2020
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Prehistoric Homosexual

The perfect word to describe the most perfect gay man.

David Walker, who is DDR’s finest piece of furniture, is a prehistoric homosexual who lives in the closest and sometimes opens the door to allow the outside world to view his not so hidden secret.

‘Prehistoric’ is to describe the era in which he was born. Roaming around with the dinosaurs, you’d often see Walker on the back of a T-Rex waving a pride flag and sipping a glass of his own semen.
You’re such a prehistoric homosexual, David Walker. I’m loving those shoes you crafted from the bones of a stegosaurs and the bra you made from leaves.
by DDR HOE March 19, 2022
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prehistoric bananas

bananas before they existed.
they're transparent bananas.
made of glass. terrifying.
edible, though, it tastes terrible.
you can't go anywhere except home or to seek medical care after eating prehistoric bananas.
dude, I just ate some prehistoric bananas and barfed in the toilet. I don't think I should go to work after eating prehistoric bananas.
by how did you find this November 22, 2021
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Prehistoric Bat

Anyone who is old-fashioned and really embarrassing. If they also wear droopy black clothes all the time and happen to be named Arushi, then they are most definitely a prehistoric bat.
Suzie: That German Girl is so weird, look at her big black droopy shirt. It looks like wings!
Greta: Ew, she's just a Prehistoric Bat.
by doctorcutie6 June 1, 2021
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Prehistoric-whore

Anyone who is an old female who is a constant cunt to everyone
Guy 1: *fishing*
Old woman: "GET OUT OF THERE"
Guy 1: "YOU PREHISTORIC-WHORE SUCK MY DICK"
by Cockscrubber July 28, 2022
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