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Prehistoric Bitch

1.)One that uses old comebacks to make someone feel shitty about themselves.
2.) millipede or any type of pede
“Becky is such a prehistoric bitch calling me fat like my mom ”
“Becky’s body looks like a prehistoric bitch”
by Mliv April 18, 2020
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Prehistoric Bat

Anyone who is old-fashioned and really embarrassing. If they also wear droopy black clothes all the time and happen to be named Arushi, then they are most definitely a prehistoric bat.
Suzie: That German Girl is so weird, look at her big black droopy shirt. It looks like wings!
Greta: Ew, she's just a Prehistoric Bat.
by doctorcutie6 June 1, 2021
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Prehistoric-whore

Anyone who is an old female who is a constant cunt to everyone
Guy 1: *fishing*
Old woman: "GET OUT OF THERE"
Guy 1: "YOU PREHISTORIC-WHORE SUCK MY DICK"
by Cockscrubber July 28, 2022
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Prehistoric Artifact

A formal way to describe 46th U.S. President, Joe Biden.
Shut the fuck up Joe, you are a fucking prehistoric artifact.
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Prehistoric Artifact

"Shut the fuck up Joe, you Prehistoric Artifact. Stop raping those monkeys and pay some attention to your hoe wife who sleeps with 20 year olds. Joe you racist fag hoe bitch nobody likes you kill yourself kanye for president trump for vice president and hillary clintin should get hanged and bumraped.
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Prehistoric cock

A prehistoric cock is a cock that is decades old and can’t get up
Shiela loves old man Jones’ prehistoric cock
by Pookiemane October 30, 2020
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Prehistoric Hunt

the most shitass game to ever exist, the most booty game to ever exist on planet earth
game so bad its almost as bad as prehistoric hunt
by Thatoneguy yknow? July 9, 2025
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