by Nikhera February 29, 2008
Get the uber pregnant mug.Kiersten : Guess what Jake I'm Pregnant!
Jake : God Damn how did this happen we use condoms?
Kiersten : Well if your big dick would quit busting them maybe they would have worked!
Jake : Well that is true I do have a big dick!
Kiersten : So should we get married now or wait till after I have the baby?
Jake: Oh man do I have to take responsibility too!
Kiersten : Hey your dick got us into this mess I am not supporting this baby alone!
Jake : Thanks a lot you stupid dick! (Wack)
Kiersten : Did you just spank your dick?
Jake : Yeah cause it was bad!
Jake : God Damn how did this happen we use condoms?
Kiersten : Well if your big dick would quit busting them maybe they would have worked!
Jake : Well that is true I do have a big dick!
Kiersten : So should we get married now or wait till after I have the baby?
Jake: Oh man do I have to take responsibility too!
Kiersten : Hey your dick got us into this mess I am not supporting this baby alone!
Jake : Thanks a lot you stupid dick! (Wack)
Kiersten : Did you just spank your dick?
Jake : Yeah cause it was bad!
by SlopNChop December 13, 2017
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A large lumbering animal with an extended stomach and a lifespan of about nine months. Animal is prone to ligament pain, especially as it reaches maturity. Know for uncontrollable mood swings, strange eating habits, and a cooing noise made when near children's clothing.
The pack of pregnasaurus waddled into the baby section of the department store and began making strange cooing noises. Spectators were amazed by the gentle nature of the pregnasaurus until one became ferocious with hunger and proceeded to hunt and devour a candy bar.
by Pregnasaur July 30, 2009
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Mon: "Yeah, but what was in that punch? One minute we were fine, and then before you know it, it was like.... BAM you're pregnant!"
Mon: "Yeah, but what was in that punch? One minute we were fine, and then before you know it, it was like.... BAM you're pregnant!"
by SkiPubs11 March 14, 2011
Get the BAM you're pregnant mug.a person who is completely practical about their belief in God and religion instead of blindly idealistic or dogmatic. Often used to confuse overzealous fundamentalists attempting to pigeonhole someone's beliefs.
Q:Do you believe in God?
A: I'm assuming you mean do I believe in YOUR God, which isn't a fair question at all. I'm pretty sure there is something bigger than myself, but I'm not an atheist or an agnostic which are labels you will use to judge me negatively. So to make you leave me alone I'll just tell you that I'm a pragnostic.
A: I'm assuming you mean do I believe in YOUR God, which isn't a fair question at all. I'm pretty sure there is something bigger than myself, but I'm not an atheist or an agnostic which are labels you will use to judge me negatively. So to make you leave me alone I'll just tell you that I'm a pragnostic.
by dawax January 23, 2011
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He was having a pregnant when his rear tire blew out on the freeway.
I had a pregnant when I found out our term paper was due yesterday.
I had a pregnant when I found out our term paper was due yesterday.
by enyoron June 22, 2010
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Mary asks: "What is r/preggoporn?" Victoria tells her: "Its a fetish subreddit where expecting moms post thir pregnant pictures. Also men like to masturbate to them."
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