proposal porn

the extreme mania that surrounds wedding proposal culture

hey did you see Rita's engagement photos? the ones she posted on facebook because privacy is no longer a thing? it's such proposal porn

by noxious_toast November 25, 2013

penis proposal

when one "pops the question" by exposing his dick with wedding ring on the tip of his pecker.

if answered yes the other must orally remove the ring off the cock.

if answered no the ring must be used to jerk off in front of the other.

Girl 1: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IM GETTING MARRIED.
Girl 2: oh my gosh how did he propose

Girl 1: well it was a penis proposal.
Girl 2: a what?
Girl 1: so we were in the car driving home when he all of a sudden whipped his dick out.
Girl 2:.....
Girl 1: but on the end of his GIANT dick was beautiful diamond studded wedding ring, so then i blew him to get the ring off.

by The Retarded Vacuum January 15, 2014

chicano proposal

when a chicano gets his old lady pregnant and they have no choice but to get married.

Lil' Puppet: hey foo, you ever gonna marry your hyna, Mousie, a?

Joker: chale ese, i proposed a couple weeks ago
Lil' Puppet: for reals foo? congratulations a
Joker: for reals, she tolls me she was pregnant and i was all, "for reals? we better get married a."
Lil' Puppet: thas the chicano proposal right there mang, thas wassup vato.

by evenbilljameshatesyou January 20, 2022

Pregosaurus Rex

A pregnant woman who acts as if she is the first person to ever be pregnant. Quick to anger and quick to tears.

I'm going to work late rather than go home and face the wrath of Pregosaurus Rex.

by Coward in the corner August 10, 2010

Pegposal

The act of contriving an elaborate plan to increase your chances of getting pegged.

Joe put more work into getting his pegposal definition added to the Urban Dictionary than he did into his actual pegposal.

by RonTexaco May 26, 2019

Proposalation

A question asked by a person for no real reason and only to keep the conversation flowing or begin a conversation with someone. Usually used in awkward moments of conversation or just awkward moments in general.

Conservation between John and Mary features an awkward silence.

John: So, How about that Local sports team?
Mary: What a Proposalation?!

by BigWill6195 December 5, 2009

Working Man's Wedding Proposal

Occurs when a woman presents a man with a positive pregnancy test, and shortly thereafter, they are married. The wedding is usually performed without fanfare at a courthouse or VFW/Bingo hall by a justice of the peace.

Man 1: What's wrong?
Man 2: The girlfriend gave me a Working Man's Wedding Proposal last night. I gotta meet her at the courthouse during my lunch break today.
Man 1: Damn, that sucks.

by Poor Woobie March 12, 2008