Pretender

A cross dresser

I thought i saw a hot chick, but then i saw the adams apple...dude's a pretender

by Infamous stryfe September 22, 2009

Pretendadult

A person of adult age whose actions and conversations are those of a teenager

My delivery driver is a pretendadult

by Scot McConnell July 6, 2017

pretendering

Writing as if i am someone else

lucy, pretendering to be an excited mountain climber.

by lucy camenia November 6, 2017

Prehandedly

A person who is under the the influence of alcohol and/or drugs way saying "beforehand."

I did that prehandedly.

by Snoopdoggydex February 22, 2008

Public Pretender

A play on the word, "Public Defender". Ya see, it rhymes...real original, right? Basically, this is a poor retched soul that usually just graduated from law school. Being an attorney at the pubic defender's office is probably the worst job a lawyer could ever have. The "PD" as it's commonly called, usually attracts a couple of different types. One is the rich hippie or Trustafarrian, a disgruntled lawyer who was "targeted" when he/she was younger, some stupid white kid that thinks they can change the world, an ultra liberal Harvard graduate, or some poor twerp who couldn't get another job quick enough.

Raymone: "Man, I gots-ta-get a lawyer."

Laquisha: "Well what you bitchin at fool, call down to da PD's office and get ya one."

Raymone: "Naw, I don't want some Public Pretender to fuck all my shit up."

by ArticChile April 15, 2008

fellatio-prevented pregnancy

A possible pregnancy which a teenaged girl prevent by performing fellatio on the male who—if she did not sweet talk him into ejeculating in her mouth— would have ejeculated in her vagina.

The City Council approved the fellatio-prevented pregnancy method by signing a bill which directs the city's public high schools to give teenage girls mouth-on lessons on how to perform fellatio on mannequins appears to have persuaded sufficient teenage girls to sweet talk their boyfriend into ejaculating in their mouth instead of their vagina, because in the last 6-months the number of unwanted teenage pregnancies and also of abortions has sharply declined.

by but for October 1, 2017

the great pretender

When a so called geezer pretends to be smashed but their clearly sober as a judge!

A: "here lads, is bagle pissed??"
B: "is he bollocks, only had 4 bottles. Being the great pretender again isn't he!"
A: "fucking wet lettuce"

by Bigtimeguzzler April 28, 2016