Preacher

Often found on street corners talking some nonsense about god and amusing the general public.

Preacher: "THE APOCOLYPSE IS COMING, REPENT!!!!"
General crowd: "LOL!"

by T&Capply May 27, 2008

backseat preacher

When someone tells you what to believe in without going into any detail, or getting any consent from you to do so in the first place.

Man 1: "You have to believe that it happened!"
Man 2: "Stop being such a backseat preacher! I never asked to you to tell me what to believe!"

by Justin Wilkinson July 28, 2008

preacher comforts

Any relief or succour got from a religious body, particularly in times of stress (confession) or dire straits (last rites)

After the divorce he thought that he was Hell bound, until he recieved some preacher comforts

by Daniel Connolly April 27, 2007

preacher-dick

The penis of high ranked spiritual leader. Know to be of the highest class of penis.

Ive had a bed dry spell, I need to get some of that good preacher-dick.

*BURP* that was some good preacher -dick.

by Redlogger October 24, 2019

dirty preacher

a dirty dirty sex position
also known as 'the Crandy'

Jenna likes 'the Crandy' also known as the dirty preacher.

by scofflaw December 18, 2013

Facebook Preacher

1. A Person who is a preacher but would rather spend all their time on Facebook bashing other Preachers instead of doing what they were called to do.

That person is such a Facebook Preacher, I never see them outside of the Church except on Sundays. They stay on Facebook.

by Bishop2014 December 3, 2014

Preacher Creeper

A person on a college campus that is dressed like a college student, but is clearly not a student, and tries to talk to you about their religion.

Dude, I got stuck talking to a preacher creeper for ten minutes yesterday.

by sollers August 29, 2012