wall papering

When you take a crap containing half feces, half gas. The solid is propelled at such a rate that the entire inside of the toilet bowl is lined in crap.

I apologise for "wall papering" next door to your meeting.

by Jonny Crapper August 8, 2007

praying for the booty

When the booty so magnificent, you gotta get down on both knees and begin to thank God for that glorious Ass

Dude, her ass was so bomb bomb, I was praying for the booty

by Praying For That Ass May 30, 2014

wall papering the closet

to make hot, intesnse, sinful love in a location out of the ordinary.

Me and Judith were wall papering the closet in her brothers treehouse when her dad caught us.

by ryanwvfan September 28, 2010

Praying to the alien

To give a blow job. Named because it looks like someone is on their knees with their hands in front of their face, like in church.

Samanthan was praying to the alien when my mom walked in, , not very cool.

by Nathan Burns September 15, 2006

toilet praying

When you've drunk too much and eaten you occasionally find yourself puking on your knees in front of a toilet. The position suggests that you're praying to the toilet, i.e. toilet praying

Dude I wrote all my exams yesterday and went to a grand party. The next day i was toilet praying all morning long!

by Swissmiz October 29, 2010

Toilet Papering

The act of gathering a large amount of toilet paper and covering a house with it.

Dude, lets go Toilet Papering , we can T.P. that bully's house.

by PB Poser April 13, 2011

praying mantis

this is when you are doing a girl doggy style and put your fingers in her nose from over her forehead and pull her back. The resulting flailing of her arms makes her look like a praying mantis

Take this praying mantis bitch!

by Rob Pibbs April 14, 2004