Printing

When you are carrying a gun, knife, any weapon concealed, but it prints through thinner layers of clothing.

I was carrying a big pistol this afternoon; big mistake. It got hot, I took off my jacket and it started printing through my shirt.

by ChCx91 February 21, 2011

Printing Bandit

A person notorious for sending items to a community printer or copy machine, and never picking them up.

Jarod: "Hey, did you print this? This is the 5th time somebodies printed something and never picked it up!

Eric: "No man, I thought that you printed it and left it there."

Danielle: "Sorry guys, that was me! My bad!"

Jarod and Eric: "Ah ha! Alas, we finally caught you! You are the printing bandit!"

by bomcara October 6, 2009

panting kine

(pidgin english) elicits a panting kind of response; of the panting response; elicits some excitement on some level

watching Victoria Secret fashion show all panting kine; listening to Makena music makes me all panting kine

by YNK January 14, 2008

planting the bomb

Planting the bomb is the act of widening your partners bum-hole up during anal sex quickly after reaching ejaculating you will pull out turn around and shit into the widely opened bum hole. after doing this you will proceed by having anal one more time whilst using the freshly laid shit as your loob.

"hey Elliot you will never guess what?"

"what" said Elliot
"well last night after the party i took some bitch back to my place and while i was planting the bomb in her, my gran walked in, it was fucking brilliant!!"

by mysize180 June 3, 2016

Cranxting

Crying, wanking, and texting at the same time.

Cranxting - Any moment where your feeling emotional, aroused and communicative.

by Schodog December 3, 2009

Prancing Unicorn

The act of applying an Alaskan Pipeline onto one's forehead and the preceding to eat out a women while having the aforementioned Alaskan Pipeline insert into the Anus.

Brandon: "Dude, did you hear what Patrick and Asia did last night?"

Alex: "Yeah I heard Patrick gave her a Prancing Unicorn, She said it felt amazing. I think that'd be weird as hell"

Gabby: "So you heard Patrick gave Asia a Prancing Unicorn right? She said it was the greatest feeling ever."

Regan: "Yeah I wish my boyfriend would give me one....."

by Weatherford'13 November 20, 2011

lap planting

lap planting is releasing your bowels in the middle of a lap dance.

I was getting a lap dance the other day when the bitch started lap planting me.

by Cdawg84 December 14, 2008