Promise 

The only true bad bitch out here

My name is Promise .

Promise by Probably Promise March 27, 2017

promise 

a promise is something you'd use to see if you can trust a person, ppl who say things like promises are meant to be broken are ppl who have never met somewun that they actually trust.

i promise that i won't tell her

promise by supergrl August 18, 2005

Promise 

A promise means something you can't break, ever

I promise I'll watch Stranger Things.

Promise by Ohschnappz August 30, 2017

promise 

A really shitty and conceited person. Doesn't know what a friend is. Good at manipulating and doesn't care about who or what she does it to, as long as she gets her way. Usually seen as a snake.

That girl Promise is a wreck!

promise by bobbilovesvagina October 27, 2019

Promise 

A line of crap someone pulls out of their ass to make someone else feel better.

Boy: I promise i'll stop making fun of you.
Girl: Thanks

Two days later.

Boy: Wow! they don't make'em any dumber do they?

Promise by nvrenufjeans January 2, 2010

Promise 

An oath between people. Some promises are made some broken.
noun A declaration, one to do or not to do
verb To engage to do pledge

P1: "If I were ever a samurai and you needed me would you let me rescue you?"
P2: i.e. if you keep your promise to a friend, I'm calling in a favor. I need your arse to come get me right now. Everything is a mess and my mind has escaped me since seeing you again. The weight of a million stones is crushing my insides without you. That is the truest statement I can ever make to you man. ilu You ARE the only person who can save me from myself.

Promise by Meye<3Blngs2U December 12, 2009

Promise 

A "Promise" is an insult or a nickname for someone or something who has done something wrong / is the worst, an insult for everything. Not too rude, not too kind.

You can use the word "Promise" for anything, anyone, no matter what they have done, it is the best insult.

Dave: Hey man, did you like that twilight movie
Greg: Fuck you, Promise.

Dave: Sorry for stealing your girlfriend.
Greg: Fucking Promise.

Dave: Hey man, you no that Jim kid?
Greg: Yeah bro, he's a fucking promise hey.

Promise by Promise123 November 21, 2010