Potato

1) A starch-filled crop, usually grown in bulk by farmers. Tastes great boiled and salted.
2) Someone who is excessively fat.
1) Hey man, could you bring me a bowl of mashed potatoes?
2) Get off the sofa, you fatass potato!
by The Epicest face ever March 14, 2016
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Something 13 year olds girls say to be "quirky" and "funny"
"Potato XD"
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po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes

1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.

2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.

3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.

Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.
He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.
by saxonbojaxon September 15, 2016
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A term used to refer to a new page of the webcomic Homestuck on said webcomic's forums in place of the word 'update', to signify that the page has already been up for some time, so that people do not attempt to check for a new page when they have already seen it.
Oh man, you guys, I laughed so hard at the newest potato.
by SirJorb December 30, 2011
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I like potatoes, because they are life.
by Daas Potatoez June 06, 2017
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The almighty ruler of everything, eating it will only cause it to build a city inside your body, except without the superpowers like fry gained when he had worms.
"Potato 0wnz j00" "RESPECT THE MIGHTY POTATO"
by Anonymous May 30, 2003
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A very mean (but always funny) way of describing the appearance of somebody with Down's syndrome. Popular on r/ImGoingToHellForThis
by potatopotatopotatoman May 08, 2012
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