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Postulate

To postulate means, but is not limited to, the following:
-An Orgasm
-Masturbating

-Jizzying
-Cumming
-Basically anything sexual that has to do with the excretion of juices.
Wow dude I just postulated so hard. I Postulated so hard last night. Oh this picture will really help me with Postulation.
by LowfatCriminal October 8, 2011
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SSA postulate

To refer to a girl who is smart and has a big booty, hence the "ssa" (backwards of this spells "ass") part of the ssa postulate.

A girl who is an SSA postulate is most likely worth hanging around with because she can help you in ways more than one.
Half-Nerd 1: Remember that girl last night from our study hangout?
Nerd 2: Ah, yeah, what about her?
Half-Nerd 1: She is such an SSA postulate!

Nerd 2: {tries to recall the definition of "SSA postulate" from urban dictionary} Well, I haven't looked her over yet.
Half-Nerd 1: You gotta, she is *so* worth it!
Nerd 2: Is it more how she looks or her smarts?
Half-Nerd 1: uh...
*To Be Continued*

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by a memer from geometry class November 13, 2017
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Rossi's Postulate

The mean is the mean

-Jeffrey M. Rossi
A 10 on an exam with a mean of a 10 is better than a 99 on an exam with a mean of 100.

"I got a 99...oh I got a 10. But by Rossi's Postulate we did the same."
by Farass May 14, 2013
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posculate

verb - To alter a thing so as to make it like a poscule. To impart poscule-like properties.

Past tense: posculated
Those thin wire hangers can really posculate a wet shirt!
by Punchey May 6, 2006
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postulation constipation

A state of mental stagnancy; one is unable to excrete thoughts. A bit like writer's block for your brain's bowels.
I cannot finish my essay on my latest axiom, do I have postulation constipation? (yes)

Stacy won't have her speech written in time for her presentation because she has postulation constipation .
by Postulate With Me Baby March 17, 2019
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poptulite

Poptulite: action of describing a person as inferior towards the speaker.
a) to poptulate: to remind someone of their inferior level towards you.
shut up poptulite
by Mr. Potato Shaker August 4, 2020
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pontulate

Take over , gain total control
I pontulate the streets last week
by Boss dinho June 28, 2021
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