POUTRAGEOUS

1.To pout in an overly dramatic, and overexagerated way. 2. Thick, luscious, shiny lips.

1. Oh god! I was only 5 minutes late! Do'nt get all poutrageous on me. (or,) I can't talk to wendy right now, she is in one of her poutrageous moods. 2. Look at her lips! she must have gotten collagen injections, cuz her lips are poutrageous!

by Brittany T April 17, 2008

Postage

Alaska slang for methamphetamine.

Dude, since I stopped smoking postage with the half-term ex-governor I've gained 40lbs and a bad case of acne.

by George Hanson September 4, 2013

poutrage

Politically-inspired outrage designed to gain an advantage over opponents.

She was poutraged that the government would not pay for her birth control, calling it "a War on Women".

by Holagato May 24, 2013

Post Rage Clarity

Experiencing a surge of reality entering your system upon smashing or breaking something in a fit of video game related rage. Usually turns into despair depending on the value of the destroyed item.

Gavin: "FUCK!!" *BANG! CRSHMPH....*
Ethan: "Dude are you good?"
John: "Nah, that sounded like his keyboard. He spent like 200 bucks on that thing."
Ethan: "Damn, post rage clarity is gonna hit him like a bitch."
...
Gavin: "I'm fucking retarded bro"

by bernardo_shrinks May 13, 2022

Poutrage

BY: Shelley Seahawks E - Poutrage (n) An expression of anger on the internet when a person, place, or thing fails to validate a particular group's personal beliefs. Poutrage can be identified by comments written in all caps, declarations that the offender is an agent of Satan, charges of terrorism, and threatening to boycott a product or organization they never supported in the first place. These are often followed by Bible verses but its difficult to discern the message due to misspelled words, poor grammar and lack of punctuation.

Poutrage EX: I AM AFFENDED BY YOURE TV AD SHOWING THEM UN NATRAL FREEKS HOW DARE YOU MOCK MY GOD LIKE THAT YOU ARE SATAN LUVERS AND CAVEING IN TO THEM GAY AGENDA TERRORISTS I NEVER DID USE YOUR PRODUKT AND WILL NEVER AND WILL TELL MY FRENDS NOT TO SUPPORT YOU EVIL LIBRUL GOD HATERS MURICAH!

Poutrage EX: Ohhhh ya... "me n bubba r nevr comin to yer store agin TIL U SAY MERY CHRSTMAS EVER GOL DERN DAY U GOD HATIN TERORST MOOSLUM NAZI

by K4REN May 18, 2014

postage stamp

When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out, then jizzes onto a piece of paper from a novel, preferably the book "tai pan" by james clavell, then proceeds to smack the piece of paper on the girls face, imitating the act of putting a postage stamp on a letter.

Matt: I totally postage stamped this girl the other day.
Heidi: that's really sweet

OR, used in the present tense

Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you

by Heidimatt May 1, 2005

mexican postage

It is when you have anal sex with a girl without a condom on and then after you have all the anal juices on your penis and ball sack, you then take it out and stamp (mushroom stamp) right on her forhead but with all the anal juices on her head.

1. Last night yo i gave this girl Jen a mean mexican postage
2. She wanted to have anal last night and i ended up giving her a mexican postage!

by Muffjack2 December 10, 2008