A postulate in geometric systems concerning pieces of shit (POS) which states that when two or more POS's are in a group, the entire group as a whole becomes an even bigger piece of shit. Countless examples can be seen in everyday life, as this is a very common occurrence.
Yesterday when I was running, Mukul and Albert joined our group. Well, by the POS postulate we're all an even bigger piece of shit now.
by DistancedPOS December 26, 2011
Get the POS Postulate mug.Noun. Any sort of human fecal, or poo, matter that comes into contact with a different person's face. Can often lead to Pink Eye and other medical issues.
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To postulate means, but is not limited to, the following:
-An Orgasm
-Masturbating
-Jizzying
-Cumming
-Basically anything sexual that has to do with the excretion of juices.
-An Orgasm
-Masturbating
-Jizzying
-Cumming
-Basically anything sexual that has to do with the excretion of juices.
Wow dude I just postulated so hard. I Postulated so hard last night. Oh this picture will really help me with Postulation.
by LowfatCriminal October 8, 2011
Get the Postulate mug.Excessively posting random statuses and links on Facebook resulting in friends hiding or deleting you to prevent further viewing.
"Did you see what Mandy posted just now? She's on a rampage!" "No, I was tired of constantly seeing her postitute herself on Facebook, so I hid her from my newsfeed."
by iFakeSarcasms November 13, 2011
Get the Postitute mug.What Grampa Potts did ("First cabin and captain's table --- regal company!") regarding why he was being flown out over da ocean while dangling precariously from Baron Bomburst's airship.
Grampa Potts' mind and personality must definitely have been "eccentric" for him to have actually been so blissfully unaware and loopily optimistic dat he could genuinely poshtulate as he did while his hut was being crazily-'n'-messily transported to Vulgaria, when any sane and down-to-earth person would have realized right off dat what was truly happening was a full-blown abduction.
by QuacksO June 18, 2023
Get the poshtulate mug.To refer to a girl who is smart and has a big booty, hence the "ssa" (backwards of this spells "ass") part of the ssa postulate.
A girl who is an SSA postulate is most likely worth hanging around with because she can help you in ways more than one.
A girl who is an SSA postulate is most likely worth hanging around with because she can help you in ways more than one.
Half-Nerd 1: Remember that girl last night from our study hangout?
Nerd 2: Ah, yeah, what about her?
Half-Nerd 1: She is such an SSA postulate!
Nerd 2: {tries to recall the definition of "SSA postulate" from urban dictionary} Well, I haven't looked her over yet.
Half-Nerd 1: You gotta, she is *so* worth it!
Nerd 2: Is it more how she looks or her smarts?
Half-Nerd 1: uh...
*To Be Continued*
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Nerd 2: Ah, yeah, what about her?
Half-Nerd 1: She is such an SSA postulate!
Nerd 2: {tries to recall the definition of "SSA postulate" from urban dictionary} Well, I haven't looked her over yet.
Half-Nerd 1: You gotta, she is *so* worth it!
Nerd 2: Is it more how she looks or her smarts?
Half-Nerd 1: uh...
*To Be Continued*
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by a memer from geometry class November 13, 2017
Get the SSA postulate mug.A 10 on an exam with a mean of a 10 is better than a 99 on an exam with a mean of 100.
"I got a 99...oh I got a 10. But by Rossi's Postulate we did the same."
"I got a 99...oh I got a 10. But by Rossi's Postulate we did the same."
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