Poltergeist

When a man gives it to his female partner from behind, then pretends to fall out and switches with his best bud. He then runs to a window and waves at his girl while she takes it from his bud.

"yo she be disrespecting me the other night, so I called up my boy kareem and we be'd poltergeisting that bitch"

by Pechkoff May 25, 2008

poltergeist

Paranormal activity that happens to agents who suppress their emotions such as anger, mania, and anxiety. the agent moves objects subconsciously by PK or psychokinesis. It is a ghost but not one of a dead person. Parapsychologist debunked the fact that it is a "ghost" in the 1930s.

the poltergeist activity is caused by the agent's own mind

by Andrea M N October 17, 2008

Poltergeist

the act of ceasing all communication with a romantic interest (aka ghosting) but continuing to haunt their social media feeds.

Yeah, she ghosted me but she keeps poltergeisting my Instagram posts.

by DrVenkman June 8, 2015

Poltergeist

Essentially the opposite of a ghosty. This is when you take a shit and the outcome is a long ordeal where no faeces seem to disappear between wipes. Other characteristics of a poltergeist may include: extreme stench, earth shattering flatulence and a complete redecoration of the porcelain.

Ryan: Are you alright Louis?
Louis: Not really Ryan, I just banished a poltergeist

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Jim: You might not want to go in there for a while boys, I just left a hideous poltergeist!

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Kell: Fuck me my arm aches, was in there half an hour dealing with a poltergeist!

by _JC_ January 25, 2014

Dookie Art with the Poltergeist

after a huge shit, you observe your shit moving in such a way that it could only be a being from an alternate dimension.

After my shit covers the globe, aliens in quantum probes, who created humans long ago, only modes of communication through the chronic smoke, make me leader of the planet, just as they planned it, the 5th coming of christ, Dookie Art with the Poltergeist.

by bigcheech August 4, 2006

poetergeist

A poet of sound and fury

At the poetry reading he performed like a poetergeist.

by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009

Poltergeist

Poltergeist means noisy ghost in german. Poltergeist usually move objects and opens doors etc. They are imprints left by humans

I heard that bobby has a poltergeist in his basement

by Mahinxosr June 10, 2017