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Lick Her Postage Stamp

To eat her ass out. Eat booty.
When I get home tonight I’m gonna lick her postage stamp.
by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020
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licking your postage stamp

"I'm licking your postage stamp again" -Jason Mraz from Clockwatching.
by Jessica Rae April 4, 2006
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applying postage stamps

WAIT NO! I WAS LITERALLY APPLYING POSTAGE STAMPS!
by notjamin November 23, 2010
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Postage Stamp

The act of jizzing on a piece of toilet paper and stamping it onto the wall of the restroom or stall.
I postage stamped the lobby bathroom of the hotel
by anonymous March 31, 2022
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vatican postage stamps

Example 1:
Hey, are there any more rolls of Vatican Postage Stamps left in the upstairs bathroom?

Example 2:
Whatever I ate gave me the shits bad. I went through a whole roll of Vatican Postage Stamps already and I still ain't done!

Example 3:
Last night some fractious youths covered Melissa's house with Vatican Postage Stamps. Her parents were not happy.
by Fractious1 November 28, 2017
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high postage

She's cool, but I don't dig the high postage.
by crafty6000 June 18, 2010
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to save on postage

Or, to save on postage, we could get naked and start a revolution.
by Doc Rich June 29, 2013
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