The word offical meanings in the Oxford Dictionary of Lozange of the word possum.
1) A small marsupial which resides in areas such as Australia.
2) A male human being who is considered to be attractive.
3) The male genitalia.
The verb form of the word possum;
To play possum:
4) To pretend to be dead or asleep in order to avoid predatory attacks from giant evil weasles.
5) A game often played by young children (AKA sleeping lions) in which they lay on the floor and cannot move, the one left is the winner will then recieve a carrot.
1) A small marsupial which resides in areas such as Australia.
2) A male human being who is considered to be attractive.
3) The male genitalia.
The verb form of the word possum;
To play possum:
4) To pretend to be dead or asleep in order to avoid predatory attacks from giant evil weasles.
5) A game often played by young children (AKA sleeping lions) in which they lay on the floor and cannot move, the one left is the winner will then recieve a carrot.
by Lozange March 18, 2008
Maria was being a little possum when Martina asked for her help to do the laundry. Martina spotted her sleeping on the couch instead.
by Carolyn Lelaine September 24, 2007
When you yell something that makes turn around, and want to make people think it was someone else.
People think that you weren't the one to yell it, because they think you were talking to the person next to you about possums.
People think that you weren't the one to yell it, because they think you were talking to the person next to you about possums.
Person A: KYLE!!!!!!
-kyle turns around-
Person A: And then, the possum,
Person B: Dude, you like Shirey?
-kyle turns around-
Person A: And then, the possum,
Person B: Dude, you like Shirey?
by ThisOneTimeAtBandCamp October 20, 2008
Use to replace the word flatulence, and having to do with all anal secretions. Refers to when your anus sounds like the growling of a possum or smells like one that has been hit on the road.
When talking about taking a dump;
"I have to make a possum!"
"I'll need to use some more possum paper (toilet paper)."
When talking about flatulence; pppfffrrt "Possum!!!"
Also when talking about flatulence; "Did you smell Chelsea's Possum?!"
When thinking about taking a dump;
"Hey Darryl do you wanna go possum hunting?"
"Sorry I forgot my possum license."
If someone possums you can use possum spray (air freshener)
"I have to make a possum!"
"I'll need to use some more possum paper (toilet paper)."
When talking about flatulence; pppfffrrt "Possum!!!"
Also when talking about flatulence; "Did you smell Chelsea's Possum?!"
When thinking about taking a dump;
"Hey Darryl do you wanna go possum hunting?"
"Sorry I forgot my possum license."
If someone possums you can use possum spray (air freshener)
by Zach, Wade, Brian, David July 20, 2006
by Bumkicker Slade May 07, 2005
Another word for asshole, wanker, twat, pussy etc. Mainly used in Britain as an insult towards people, but also said in countries such as Australia and Canada.
by Brakenissocoollike October 19, 2011
an animal commonly confused with the word awesome. is not actually that awesome. Or maybe it's an opossum.
by lawlemu February 13, 2011