Mud possum

Derogatory and racist term for Black people. Often utilized by elderly white men when criticizing or ridiculing Black people.

Joe: "You see them suspicious black folk over there?"
Bob: "I see them alright. I can't stand those Mud possums!"

by The Kid Diddler January 11, 2023

playing possum

a possum will often act dead when faced with a situation it doesn't want to deal with.

Playing possum, when someone comes to your house that you don't want to talk to, so you act like your not home.

Joe "Hey greg said he dropped over your place earlier, weren't you home?"

Darren "I was home, just didn't want to talk to him so I was playing possum!"

by levin_rc July 18, 2009

Possum's Haystack

n: The gnarliest, nappiest, most tangled thicket of pubic hair known to mankind.

Many different species of animals may inhabit the possum's haystack, because of the multiple ecosystems grown over time.

Nobody really knows how people become inflicted with the possum's haystack, however, experts do believe that it could possibly obtained from little to no maintenance to the "under rug" for many, many years. The condition, however, is fatal.

Reginald M. Nooker was the most famous case of possum's haystack. He did not trim his pubic hair for 39 years. His hair follicles were so overactive that they did not grow long, but thick, and tough, and they curved back and around in every possible direction. He broke many chainsaws simply trying to find his penis.

by SpaceDonkey January 24, 2011

shonvel possum

when you finger your possum for a fortnite skin

did hear about the shonvel possum shonvel finger banged his possum for A fortnite skin

by big woop woop May 16, 2019

Possum Kicking

The act of grabbing a twelve pack of beer and hitting the back roads and driving until you find a Possom. Once one is found, you shine a bright light on the animal and then kick it. This sport is popular in the agricultural parts of society.

My feet hurt because I went Possum kicking with no shoes on!

by Hcaz Sakraf November 29, 2006

possum belly

Southern slang for someone with a hairy stomach in which the stomach protrudes out below the shirt line.

possum belly : Dale, you "possum bellied" bastard, stop balancing those Miller beer bottles on your gut and help me clean the trailer!

by Clintoncousin September 25, 2007

pussy possum

When your girl friend or wife knows that you like to have sex first thing in the morning and acts like she is asleep until you give up and get out of bed.

Man, I was hoping to get laid this morning but Cindy played pussy possum so I had to work one out in in the shower.

by Morning Wood March 11, 2012