POULETTE

A game of chance played by forcefully expelling gas from the anus, with the intention of farting, under circumstances where it is equally likely to produce a turd.

"I have to fart, but this one could go either way, yolo - a game of poulette.

by warrant outstanding November 1, 2017

poplett

someone who is bald and wears glasses. a person who poops a lot. and farts a lot when he takes a shit it smells so cruel you will pass out from the smell just like his farts

guy: ew whats that smell

person1: thats probably poplett

by lolisesss May 20, 2023

Cubicle poolette

Scenario that occurs when Person A walks into a public or workplace toilet to find Person B washing their hands and the sound of a recently flushed toilet coming from one of multiple cubicles. Person A then has to decide which cubicle to choose, attempting to avoid the cubicle that has just been devastated by the bowel movements of Person B.

Should the person loose the resulting cubicle roulette or 'poolette', they will have to endure the strench, shit stains and/or poo fog left behind by the previous occupant for the duration of their own stool making.

Person 1: "Christ, I just lost a game of cubicle poolette in the work toilets. I feel sick."

Person 2: "Haha, could you taste the last guy's poo fog"

Person 1: "...what the fuck? No. What's wrong with you man?!"

by Kilgore Trout 86 June 19, 2013

Sol Poletti

The most light skin guy you’ll ever meet. Everywhere he goes it’s golden hour for him. This man could literally pull anyone he wants but he has absolutely no game. He also gets mistaken for Cristiano Ronaldo sometimes sas they are so similar.

LOOK IS THAT RONALDO SUII, oh wait no it’s Sol Poletti!

by Lightskin1”- November 22, 2021