pornutopia

An idealised world inhabited only

by porn freaks .

The top shelf of the magazine shop is

where pornutopia is located .

by E - FUMBLER January 11, 2009

Portoccini

A universal word, moreso than the f-word, allowing it to be used in nearly every situation possible.

Person A: That kid is such a foig.
Person B: Portoccini?
Person A: PORTO-CCINI!

Person A: Dude...why didn't you do the TECH project?
Person B: I was too busy wacking my Portoccini.
Person A: PORTO-CCINI!

by ImCDO February 5, 2009

Portola Valley

A place in NorCal where everyone has a soft Irish accent and gives gentle shoulder punches upon greeting.

Portola Valley *punch* *punch*

by Sweeteries October 31, 2012

Portola

Extremely small town located in the Sierra Nevada mountains of California. Main activities for locals consist of golfing (if you're old and rich), outdoorsie recreations (ie hiking, fishing, etc), and Getting the Hell Out (if you're young and smart)
Also referred to as 'Portoilet'

I can't WAIT to get out of Portola!!

by Young and smart January 30, 2009

Portola Valley

Completely misinterpreted in the previous definitions. In Portola Valley people have money but they don't flaunt it. Sure they might have nice cars, but most people have Prius' or cars that are older than ten years old. There isn't a downtown, so residents have to go to other towns to buy food/clothing/anything else. Everyone knows everyone else and will help each other when needed. The public schools here are AMAZING, and not "dirty" as the other definition said. Most people send their kids to public school here and not private schools. It is a beautiful town with many things to offer and great people. People who live here have worked hard for their money and are usually involved in the tech industry. Because it is such a small town, gossip travels quickly, but that is the only negative part of Portola Valley. Whoever said that it is snobby has obviously never met the people of this town. Oh and by the way, no one calls it PV.

You live in Portola Valley?
Yep.
Are you rich?
Um why do you care?

by justbeingtruthful January 19, 2011

Porntop

A laptop (usually secret) on which 99-100% it's time is used for porn!

True geeks have Ubuntu installed on them! And store all of the porn in an encrypted disk image file! And only use the root account to actually view the porn!

Anton: Mindy, what are you doing?
Mindy: Looking through a laptop my boyfriend was hiding!
Anton *Looking at the Ubuntu logo on screen*: Mindy, i think this is a porntop! He's not into in just you anymore! Or maybe he's gay!
*Mindy cries*
Anton *hugging her*: I know, the truth hurts, i can try to hack it!

by Anton The Reaper September 15, 2013

portopotamus

A Fat Chick from Port Orchard, WA.

Hey Joe! Look at that Portopotamus!

by Jessicamegan July 3, 2008