When one is having sex in the missionary position and then, right before you ejaculate, you pull out then stand up and stomp on your partner's vagina repeatedly. While stomping, you spunk all over her breasts and face. This is all accomplished in one, fluid motion.
My girlfriend was being a bitch last night at dinner, so I gave her a Portugese gas pedal as a punishment. That'll teach her!
by Flantari September 30, 2006
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by CokBlok March 23, 2008
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This act involves group sex, containing a minimum of four women and one man - at least one of the women in the group must be ovulating. The act involves the male party penetrating the ovulating female, then dabbing his blood-stained penis across the faces of the other female parties.
Matt (in Group Chat with six female friends): Hey ladies, care to pop by for a Portugese Rose Bush?
Sarah, Danielle, Lindsay, Erica, Kate & Lisa (simultaneously): FUCK YES!!!
Erica: I’m on the rag, so it looks like I’ll be the paint can!
Sarah, Danielle, Lindsay, Erica, Kate & Lisa (simultaneously): FUCK YES!!!
Erica: I’m on the rag, so it looks like I’ll be the paint can!
by winnberg June 16, 2010
Get the Portugese Rose Bush mug.This ia a very satisfying, Tasty, and interestingly hot way to eat a sloppy omelette. First you need a willing particapent, after you have found one you need 3 eggs, some parsley, and oh yes the canadian bacon. Once you have all the ingredients mixed together pour them into the participants anal cavity, now the trick is to make them really hot they are in a sense the "skillet". This will warm the mix and it is now ready for consumption. The prefered tool for the pros is a straw. But you need to have some good lungs for this meal for you do need to work for it...
by S 3 X Y Santa August 17, 2005
Get the Portugese breakfast mug.An ambiguous phrase that is believed to imply a flashiness of certain, specific brands of tequila used in order to disguise a lack of quality in said brands, thereby promoting ones own brand as having more integrity, which has nothing to do with taste; it is primarily used when there is no logical alternative argument to promote ones own brand. It is an argument based on an obscure and unknown meaning with heavy use of implication.
What happened to tequila? These days it’s all velvet ropes and posture. I don’t know about you but when I drink it I really like to kick back and be myself. Also, I'm a douche bag.
by ateoclockminusthel March 30, 2011
Get the Velvet ropes and posture mug.When your doing a girl from behind during a threesome, you pull out, blow your load between her ass cheeks, squeeze her cheeks together and make the other girl lick it out.
by Jbone23 July 5, 2010
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