Portola Valley

The Atherton in the hills. Quiet, secluded, where everyone knows everyone. Obviously the people that wrote the previous definitions know nothing about what they're talking about. Everyone is rich here, but there are VERY FEW people who "brag" about their money. People drive a lot of nice cars, have nice houses. But less than half of the residents have vacation homes. Yes, some kids have really nice clothes and cars, but I have a shit car. And so do most of my friends. Almost everyone here is skinny, and 30% of the women here have had breast cancer. Some women have had plastic surgery, but its not LA. There are 3 schools: Ormondale, Corte Madera, and Priory. They are all great schools. The woodside deli has the best pizza in the bay.

Why are you Portola Valley people such rich ugly snobs?" "Actually, if you've been there once in your life, you might actually base your horrible opinion off of some facts." "Don't you have designer clothes?" "This is from Target. Now F**K OFF.

by AddytheGinger January 5, 2011

Pornorama

An overload of porn or a place where porn is abundant. Also, a group of cheerleaders working out.

"Dude, your bedroom is like 'pornorama'! You got the wanky mags all over your crib, homes!"
"Those chickettes are hawt.""Yah dude, it's like, pornorama."

by xtrasyn November 2, 2006

Portola Valley

Portola Valley is a beautiful little town nestled in the hills of the Bay Area. Unlike the first definition, people living in Portola Valley are, in fact, rather well-off. Needless to say, that doesn't mean they're all stuck-up rich kids--like any affluent area, there are some people like this, but there is also a large population of down-to-earth people who just happen to have a little bit of money. Also unlike the first definition, it is not "smelly" or "dirty," but quaint and rather pretty... anyone who's actually been to Portola Valley would know this. Being in Portola Valley is like taking a walk in the country, and although you may feel rather isolated while in the town, large urban areas including San Francisco and the Palo Alto area are just minutes down the road. A great place to grow up... :)

-Portola Valley's just tryna to imitate Atherton.
-Actually, Portola Valley is it's own town not trying to imitate anybody. Houses may not average at $20 million, but I'd say an average of $5 million still indicates a rather wealthy area.

by PV2012 July 22, 2011

Self Portrait

When a man masturbates into an oscillating fan and climaxes onto his own face.

Hey Sheila, I just gave myself a self portrait.

by moonsaturn March 30, 2011

PORTRAY THE BETRAYER

-The heaviest most disasterous band in the history of existence and which is probably the coolest thing since sliced bread. Made up of 4 masterminds, biggie, ed, dan, tom, who will soon be in the musical hall of fame for pure geniusness.

-A Band that condones violence to the fullest.

EX: kid1: yo dude what are you doin tonight?
kid2: hopefully slaughtering innocent people to portray the betrayer.

by portray_the_betrayer April 27, 2009

portera

Portera: the act of of getting mistreated, ignored, or left behind.
Also used for the term loser, horrible FF/paramedic, no muscle tone.

Dude I can't believe you just Portera that guy like that.
Man did you see how small that guys arms are, he is such a Portera.

by The real OG FF November 8, 2018

grant portera

a name for a form of attack helicopter used back in early 20th century back during WWII against the nazis along with adolph hitler.

dude did you just see that grant portera land on that helipad over there.

yeah dude that things insane my great grandpa said when he was in the air force he used to fly a grant portera

by lordfuckass September 14, 2020