Portland Standoff 

When someone on a bike stops for a car because the car has the right of way, and then the car unnecessarily stops for the bike because the driver is being overly polite and cautious.

Hipster #1: "Dude, I had three Portland Standoffs on my ride back from Hawthorne!"

Hipster #2: "Man, that's so awkward."

Portland Standoff by sketchmeister December 7, 2012

Portland strong man 

Two participants use a double sided dildo in their anus to play tug-o-war.

Ashley: my sphincter is so strong! I bet I could beat you in a Portland strong man conpetition!
Aubrey: bring it on bitch! Mine’s way tighter!!

Portland strong man by Hey Siri what’s my name May 3, 2018

Portland steamer 

Eating a lobster roll while defecating and shimmying on your lovers chest.

I'm so glad we've incorporated shellfish into our lovemaking. The Portland steamer is a bounty of smells I'll not soon forget!

Portland steamer by Jarrid October 11, 2017

Portland Sunshine 

Rain. We here in Portland get so much rain that as long as it isn't pouring too heavily, it's as good as sunshine to us.

Non-Portlander: Oh no, it's raining!
Portlander: No, it's Portland Sunshine!

Portland Sunshine by itiscoming July 18, 2011

Portland State University 

a briefcase school known for its unattached student body and terrible athletics. Students only concerned with getting in and getting out, without going through the college experience. Consistent growing fan base of 5 students per football game, 2 for mens basketball, and none for womens basketball, where scores run low. Should be a D-III school, but somehow paid its way to D1. Mascot is the Viking, which it stole from every other college, high school, and middle school. Alumni hate PSU, students go there to not be bothered, and scum creeps up from the street to take part in their athletics. Go Viks!

wow, he is going to portland state university? what a waste of talent...

Portland state university womens basketball loses yet again

Portland state university football will be playing their rival, the local middle school, who currently hold a 5 game winning streak!

Portland State University by OUDux March 16, 2008

Portland Snowstorm 

When you are reverse titty-fucking a girl, and without telling her, you sprinkle baby-powder on your but rack, and then proceed to fart, blowing a big white cloud in her face. Not to be confused with the New England Snowstorm

She still has powder in her eyes because I totally gave her the 'ol Portland Snowstorm last night

Portland Snowstorm by FearTheBeard5555 February 21, 2015

portland studies 

Portland studies is when you try and have a basic conversation, but everything has to be filtered because everything is offensive.

"I'm sorry, did you just say your day was crazy? No. Crazy isn't something you should being saying. Ever. This is basic Portland Studies"
"What do you mean by native plant? We say indigenous lettuce. Native plants have very offensive connotations. Read dude. Portland studies."
"To say New Yorkers are fast talkers is slightly xenophobic, be careful with that. Oh, you're from California? Fuck California. We hate all Californians in Portland. Chapter one, Portland studies."

portland studies by mgg November 25, 2018