Portage quesadilla

When you put down newspaper and shit, pee, cum, vomit, pop pimples, and put gravel on it, then fold the newspaper and put it in the oven for 15 minutes at 425° and eat it.

Hey bro I’m so hungry
Same, let’s make a Portage Quesadilla

Hell yeah that sounds so good right now

by Nichan August 6, 2020

Portage park elementary school

a shitty ass school that paints itself to be great and artsy and shit even though most of the kids are actually idiots and the teachers are mostly assholes and aren’t even good

so many young kids do drugs too like lmao calm your ass down youre in the fifth grade

Person: have you heard of portage park elementary school?
Person 2: lmao yeah it’s filled of wannabe gang members

by random person who went here August 2, 2021

Portage Rider

1. A person that lives in the small town of Portage in Pennsylvania.

2. A Portage Rider is a redneck indian that loves to listen to country music, party in the farms, and wear ugly worker boots. Also, a Portage Rider will make fun of fat drag queens that want butt sex and food from McDonalds, because they are very racist.

A Portage Rider came up to me today and told me how bad ass that party was at his farm.

I knew that man was a Portage Rider from the way he wore those ugly boots and laughed at me for being a man and wearing a fat dress.

by halo69 January 21, 2013

Portage High Wi

WORST!!!! High school in Wisconsin especially when Mr. Khiby rubs his big bald head on the TV's to project Spongebob on the screen

"Portage High Wi is BUNNS!!!!"

by Rexiloaf December 12, 2025

Inglewood Portage

The act of multiple community members lifting a mattress and moving it to a new location within the community.

I needed to move down the road so we did the Inglewood portage and I can sleep in my digs tonight

by Teflon rabbit June 11, 2018

The Portage Double-Knocker

When you hit someone in the testicles, in which they fall you give them the Titanium Teabag

I gave that dude that walked in The Portage Double-Knocker. He deserved it.

by 11NSM94 July 23, 2011

giovanni potage

Giovanni is a precious soup dad from the show Epithet Erased. He is an innocent Banzai Captain and he loves his boys. Gio is a pure boy that deserves all the love in the world. He truly is an adorable babey

Person A: Did you hear that Giovanni Potage was in a bromance?
Person B:Yeah, with Rick Shades!

by i love thick soup January 5, 2020