Move Faster Pokey!!!!!

The most epic voice crack in LP history. Originated from the voice of LPer ProtonJon, is now a popular meme among the gaming community.

Move faster Pokey!!!!!! FASTER!!! For the love of god faster!!

by pbudp January 15, 2011

pokey hat

Slang from the city of Glasgow, Scotland meaning 'ice-cream cone' but specifically an ice-cream cone with a wafer triangular base/handle, hence the hat metaphor.

"Ma, the ice-cream van is outside, d'ye want anything?"

"Aye, get me and yer Da a pokey hat and get an oyster for yer wee sister". ice-cream ice-cream cone confectionary ice-cream van .

by JM74 December 21, 2014

Pokey Stix

Delicious cheese sticks available at any Gumby's Pizza across the nation. It's tossed pizza dough smothered in a garlic butter sauce, seasoned with secret herbs and spices. It's covered in mozzarella cheese, then baked to perfection. Out of the oven, it gets another coat of the special garlic butter, then is sprinkled generously with grated parmesan cheese. The stix come in any pizza size, 10", 12", 14", 16" and 20". Ranch, marinara and garlic butter are available for dipping.

Hey dude, I've got the munchies, wanna call up Gumby's and order some Pokey Stix?

by Frappudew June 15, 2013

Pig porker

A pig porker is one who has sex with unattractive partners.

Juan was so horny he decided to become a pig porker for the night!

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

porkyman

Pokémon porn, but in a different name.

"Porkyman is my favorite porn genre"

by Internetguy2002 November 11, 2017

big pokey

A H-Town rapper and a giant of a man. Big Po’ has been featured on tracks with rappers such as Paul Wall, Lil Keke, Mike Jones, etc. His lyrics are gangsta and reflect the laid back style we’ve come to know from Texas. When Big Pokey spits lyrics, his voice sounds Deep, Fat, and Out of Breath. He brings a real sense of the streets to any song he’s on.

“Bunch of hoes, Bunch of money, Bunch of clothes
Glidin’ like an ice skater
Motor like a SNOT NOSE!!!”

“My cake stack like a brick wall
Roof push back when the seats crawl
Chip in the motor
I DIDTZ IT ALL”

“Door slammer
Rimmed up
Driveway decorated
4 hammer stash spots
Everywhere Niggaz Hatin’
Off the gut
Raise it Up
Afghan blaze it up!!!”

by SoOldSchool July 14, 2005

Pittsburgh Porker

An extremely difficult sexual maneuver involving two men and one woman (preferably easy to lift). To execute this daring move the men must position themselves on either side of the girl sitting "doggy style" and enter their peni into the mouth and the vaginal orifices. After this has been accomplished both of the men stand up, lift the girl up whilst their cocks are still in their respective places and rotate the girl like a pig roasting over a fire.

John: "Zach and Jay Pittsburgh porker 'ed some hoe last night."
Bill: "No way, that's intense."
John: "Yeah man."

by Colby maddog Smith April 4, 2008