pork deer

Noun: a person that is strange, weird, or just out off place.. Most pork deer smell like a hot ham sandwich

Look at that pork deer over there she has no shoes on and buck tooth and smells like two day old goat meat.

by Mr.darby November 15, 2013

Pork Dunker

One who inserts (dunks) his penis (pork) into an orifice; typically a vagina or anus.

Scott, "Hey how'd the date with Debra go last night?"
Mickey, "Brah, it was awesome, I totally Dunked my Pork in Debra last night"
Scott, "Brah, you are the smoothest Pork Dunker in these here parts"

by Spacehaus October 27, 2010

pork drunk

The state of mind achieved after becoming delusional from eating an obscene amount of pork product.

"Come over here boy! Momma's pork drunk!"

by gucci mane pondo December 29, 2013

Pork Dumpurine

A horrible culinary abomination created by a japanese dude taking a shit on a pork dumpling and then boiling it in urine, hence Pork Dumpurine.

Hey Zack wanna go get some japanese food?
No way i'm sick of shitty sushi and pork dumpurines, lets get Italian instead.

by ThatSpergyGuyAtTheLunchTable March 16, 2022

Philadelphia pork dip

The act of hog tying a partner, then using horseradish instead of lube.

I heard that Dave gave Meg the old Philadelphia pork dip last night, and now she squeals whenever she sits down.

by Dirty dishes March 13, 2025

National F1P John Pork Day

On the National F1P John Pork Day,every F1P students will go to the John Pork Bah Kuh Teh and eat his tasty meat.

Belle have eaten 20 pounds of bah kuh teh during the National F1P John Pork Day.

by notweezheexuan June 14, 2023

Pork Scotch dance

A gay dance done by fat old men when they get drunk at barbecues. The spectacle is greatly enhanced when the fat old man is wearing a buffalo-skin hat and strips down to his tartan boxer shorts.

Is that fat guy having a fit?

No, he's just doing a Pork Scotch dance. Ridiculous ain't it?

by Flappy Dickwad May 6, 2009